I Just Saw The Face Of God Inside Of Adam Archuleta’s Asshole


I am not usually a religious person, but I’m afraid that even I can’t deny what I’ve just witnessed. As the apocalypse this Friday draws nearer, I guess more and more things like this are going to keep happening. I just saw the face of God inside the asshole of Bel Ami’s David Archuleta. Look closely, and you can see it, too.

Look…even closer.


No, look even closer!!


I knew Adam Archuleta’s asshole was something of a miracle, but I didn’t know it was a miracle.

Do not miss Adam Archuleta’s new Pin-Up feature on Bel Ami. It is truly a heavenly experience.

[Bel Ami: Adam Archuleta]

 

 

8 thoughts on “I Just Saw The Face Of God Inside Of Adam Archuleta’s Asshole”

  1. His face is a little too “Mila Jovovitch killing zombies” for me. That attempt at a cheery smile is just a little too intense and rapey.

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