The 33-year-old gay man insists that he was only "partying" with his "longtime friend" the tranny prostitute, and most certainly not paying her for sex, when the brothel caught on fire early in the morning. The man fled to the balcony but demured when he saw the crowd of firefighters, TV crews, photographers and onlookers gaping at his grundle from the street below.

He complied with firefighters only when they allowed him to cover his face during the rescue, and he escaped without harm. "I’m gay, but my family doesn’t know about me, so I had to cover my face," the man said. "I hope my family can’t tell who I am from my bottom."

Three things, naked man: glad you’re alive; it’s okay to fuck a tranny; and nice ass.

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