Howard Stern Small Penis Contest Leaves Us Feeling Horrified, Huge

There were also a couple of cute young guys who went on the record to discuss their sexual humiliation horror stories, and for realz, we feel for them.

Apart from giving us a big boost in confidence–and helping us realize that we are, like, porn stars in comparison and we should quit complaining–we can not honestly say that this segment has done anything but dig the grave of Western civilization another foot deeper. Or half-inch deeper, as it were.

Then again, this still may not beat the downright Roman Colliseum-esque spectacle of “The Tiniest Groom,” so whatever.  It’s more trainwreck television that we’re SURE you will want to look at it anyway.  So here.  Blame OMGblog for showing it to us.

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