How To Have An Orgy, By Colby Keller

I tried to have an orgy once, but no one came :(((

Maybe if I employ some of these tips from Colby Keller, my next attempt at a gay sex orgy will be more successful?

Maybe if I invite Colby Keller to my next gay sex orgy, more people will be inclined to come?

Maybe even if I don’t invite Colby Keller to my gay sex orgy (because let’s be honest, he would never come) but I tell everyone that I did anyway and he’s for sure coming, more people will be inclined to come?

Then, once everyone arrives at my apartment and they’re like, uhh, where’s Colby Keller, and I say, “Surprise! He’s not coming. It’s just me!” they’ll figure that since they’re already there anyway, they might as well go through with it and have a gay sex orgy with me?

Help.

 

 

10 thoughts on “How To Have An Orgy, By Colby Keller”

  1. It’s a great video! That said, the ever-humble Colby posted on Twitter yesterday that the video was written by his friend & sometime collaborator Karl Marxxx.

  2. I wanted to say “who is Colby Keller to give orgy advice”, but that is perfect advice! I had helped throw many orgies in my 20’s and all these things are right on. I was number nine most of the time.

  3. Christopher Daniels

    I can’t stand looking at girls when they get facials in porn because I think It looks degrading and humiliating but with men its another story. I love getting them and Colby looks absolutely adorable with all that cetaphil on his face. Super cute Colby! xo

    1. This is a curious thing because maybe this is the same justification for straight guys when they find facials on girls hot. They may think it’s problematic but lust certainly can cloud your reasoning.

  4. His heritage has to be Anglo-German. The rules from the Germans and the politeness from the English. Oh, Americans are so practical.

  5. #11. Hire a bouncer (security) preferable straight #12 NO alcohol… leads to limp dicks. #13 If the orgie is at a hotel that won’t kick everyone out when they find out you’re hosting a orgie, bring a BIG container of bed bug killer. #14, Inspect all guests for crabs and other infestations. #15 (and most important of all) Don’t get all pissy and judgemental when you find out the guy that’s slamming your ass is fuggly and old as dirt. #16 Leave pamphlets by the exit with directions to the nearest free clinic…. Just sayin’

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