FRIDAY NIGHT

Pop Goes The Zipper @ Triple Crown
1760 Market St
Friday, 9PM, $5

Chi Chi LaRue and Sister Roma host a dancey booze-fest featuring a bevy of porn stars in various states of undress, including former pirate Scott Tanner and his boyfriend Paul Wagner, daddy’s boy Kyle King, comeback kid Rob Romoni, newbie bottom Nash Lawler, satyr-fucker Samuel Colt, poop salesman Ryan Raz and soon-to-be-famous Alessio Romero.

SATURDAY NIGHT

Raging Stallion Man of the Year Party @ Mighty
119 Utah St.
Saturday, PM – 10PM, free with ticket

Attending this party: every Raging Stallion performer you can shake a dick at, along with all their porn star fuck-buddies. Pick up your free “VIP” tickets (in true San Francisco fashion, every ticket printed is VIP) at one of the following Castro locations: Rock Hard (518 Castro St.), Does Your Mother Know (41441 18th St.) and Antonio Biaggi’s Eco Boutique (4035 18th St.).

After Raging Stallion announces its Man of the Year (last year it was Ricky Sinz, who was slathered in baby oil), the warehouse space will transform into Industry, a sleazy monthly dance party with lots of exposed nipples.

SUNDAY, BLOODY SUNDAY

If you’re still alive by Sunday, head to the NakedSword booth — the porniest at the festival — located somewhere around 9th St. The baker’s dozen of porn stars there will let you touch their balls if you’re nice and if you’ve trimmed your finger-nails.

By now you’re blacked-out, so head over to Truck to take off your clothes in front of a panel of top industry folks who are searching for America’s Next Top Porn Star. The judges panel consists of mr. Pam from Lucas Entertainment, Howard from FabScout, Chi Chi LaRue and NakedSword CEO Tim Valenti. And once again, the porn stars here will spilleth over.

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