Harry Louis Announces Breakup With Marc Jacobs on Instagram. Will He Go Back to Porn Now?

Harry Louis, who won the gay lottery and hitched himself to designer Marc Jacobs about a year and a half ago, announced via Instagram over the weekend that he and Marc are officially kaput. Was Harry’s fat uncut cock just too much to take over and over and over again? We may never know.

Back before Marc found him, Harry was a nubile and waxed young dancer, porn model, and London-based hooker, and unless Marc paid him amply to go away we could foresee him returning to one of these lines of work.

All we do know is that Marc must have gotten tired of sitting on Harry’s cock, or listening to him talk, or seeing all of his Instagram starfuckery day after day, and it now sounds like they’re parting on OK terms. Says Harry, in his typically grammatically challenged way:

The distance and lack of time because of work schedules aren’t really something realistic, and he’s such a beautiful and amazing person, that I think he deserve [sic] a bf who will stay at least in one of the cities that he leaves in… Also, I need that too… We love each other very much, and that it was a decision from both [sic]!!!! Every special minute we’ve spent together will be treasured, and a new chapter of our both lives [sic] has started… Both of us focusing in work[sic], and make it work!!!! So, for those who were always supportive of us, please don’t be sad, live [sic] goes on, to all of us…

The breakup announcement came just a couple days after the 50-year-old Jacobs announced his departure from Louis Vuitton, and on the heels of a bunch of photos that Harry had happily Instgrammed from the LV show in Paris last week, including this one with an irritated looking Sophia Coppola.

So what’s next for Harry and his beercan-thick dick? Only time and Instagram will tell. May the offers be generous, and quick. We’ve missed that dick.

 

 



 

 

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19 thoughts on “Harry Louis Announces Breakup With Marc Jacobs on Instagram. Will He Go Back to Porn Now?”

  1. This is the best news ever. Now Harry & I can continue our relationship out in the open once I can walk normally again. Viva la Brasilia pinga!!!!

  2. He comes off as arrogant. I have no respect for people who try and get a free ride. He has no skills or anything marketable besides his body so I hope he doesn’t think he’s too good for porn. As for his Instagram…I cracked up laughing at his pics. Those people prolly wonder who the fuck he is and why do I have to be photographed with him.

  3. Actual Instagram message translated from “Harry Louis” to “English (sort of)”

    “So I would like to be the first one to share with you all the news… Me and Marc have decided not carry on with our relationship as boyfriends… The distance and lack of time because of work schedules aren’t really something realistic, and he’s such a beautiful and amazing person, that I think he deserve a bf who will stay at least in one of the cities that he leaves in… Also, I need that too…”

    Translation- I’ve ridden this gravy train for long enough, Marc demands monogamy from me if we are not playing together (we loved a good threesome together) as it would be humiliating to him in the press. Hell, have you seen my cock and ass? So obviously thats’ not gonna happen so I had to just bite the bullet for a few years. I now have my random new business that I falsely believe will be self sustaining and I will no longer need Marc to bankroll me and give me free publicity for my company. So I did not fight it when Marc decided to “clean house” after his split with LV

    “We love each other very much, and that it was a decision from both!!!! Every special minute we’ve spent together will be treasured, and a new chapter of our both lives has started… Both of us focusing in work, and make it work!!!! So, for those who were always supportive of us, please don’t be sad, live goes on, to all of us… And for those who were praying that this day were coming, there you have… Marc Jacobs and Harry Louis aren’t officially a couple anymore!!!!”

    Translation- Maybe we’ll still fuck in the future? Who knows when I’ll need money? Also suck it haters as I’ve lived a life you will only dream of and didn’t have to do ANY of the work to get it. I’m a broke ass hooker from the Favelas of Brazil and have hobnobbed with the rich and famous of the world. Granted under false pretenses but hell I’m a ho from the Favelas… I’ll take it!

  4. Ah, l’amour, l’amour. So hard to keep, so easy to lose … though I do find it occasionally hiding underneath my couch cushions next to my wallet.

  5. Gosh I speak better English than Harry. Anyway he’s Brazilian it was understandable that he only knew Portuguese.

    1. Freddie, the commenter

      You said you’re from Philippines…You’re very skilled in English. Is English your second lenguage? Anyway, I read that Harry Louis was from a low midle class neighborhood near Brasilia. It explains the hooker thing in London and the porn too. Doing a research on rentboy I noticed the remarcable number of Brazilian men selling themselves in London. Maybe it works like a brotherhood from them.

      1. Besides a huge domestic sex market, Brazil is the worlds biggest hooker exporter. Not jooking, but 60-70 % of the hookers on International market are Brazilians majority are men and trannies. Your observation about London is right tough I remember around mid 2000 most of them were illegals.

        If you are looking for long term relation with a non-escort. Just make sure to have lots of money and that they will sleep around.

        1. Why you do need to have lots of money if you were looking for a long term with non escort guy? It’s LOVE maybe so no need of Money.

          1. Not all, but many Brazilians living abroad are smiley and easygoing, but opportunistic and would easily jump into bed with you if can boost them financially, professionally or socially There are reasons why Harry easily clicks with other former rentboys such Pedro Andrade, Lorenzo Martone, Rodiney Santiago etc.

      2. Yes @Freddie actually English is our other official language, but not all of us can speak it fluently including myself. But English often help us to communicate better in the whole country than TAGALOG does.

  6. was to be expected, and HE deserves his,he left his super cute london boyfriend for the american dollar, now it is payback time. Mr Jacobs can get any beauty he wants or pays for, so after a while harry louis isn’t a challenge anymore but a repetitive bore…..relationships are tough but this one was over really quickly

  7. I’ve never seen such a self absorbed person. Dozens of selfies posted a day. Does he really think people care about his friends and days slumming on the beaches of Rio? His is a life a self-centeredness and narsicism. The people who will really miss Jacobs is Harry’s family and hanger-on friends. No more swag for his mom and sister, And who financed his chocolate factory? Willie Wonka? Curious to see what his future holds and lets face it, Marc Jacobs was no catch. disgusting addict.

    1. Marc not a catch? He’s one of the most iconic, and famous designers in high fashion, and he’s a gazillionaire. Harry is an ex hooker, and pornstar. He brought nothing to the table besides a big dick.

  8. Marc probably just couldn’t hang with someone as Mensa-worthy as Harry. Seriously, I’ll bet that was it. Seriously

  9. I bet he thinks porn is too low for him now..and LOL at the “Says Harry, in his typically grammatically challenged way” hehe, that was mean.

  10. I hope Harry Louis goes back to escorting on Rentboy. It would be nice to have the same viral strain as Marc Jacobs.

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