The G-dmother of gay porn is spending this election day doing her favorite thing: blowing!
Chi Chi’ LaRue’s life is a lot like a gay porn’s dick: it’s had its ups and down, it sometimes found itself in dark places, but most all, they always cums out a winner, baby!
Far from fading like we hope many of our election memories soon will be, Chi Chi is on winning streak. Just in the past few weeks, the blue screen has been blessed with some of her depravity.
She showed what really happened when Red Rider (Luke Adams) met the big bad Kurtis Wolfe.
We learned what really happened when the Emperor found out his new clothes with see through (with a little help from Wesley Woods, Will Braun, and Arpad Winwin.
She enlisted the help of Colton Grey, Dirk Caber, Derek Bolt, and Marc Giacomo to show our version of when Golden-locks met the three bears.
She got Seth Santoro back on the blue screen and flipping with a blonde Jack Hunter
She made Colby Keller make the most impossible choice of all: between Ryan Rose’s ass and cock.
And thanks to her deft, directorial hand, she did some of her sexiest work ever and had us all “Scared Stiff” for NakedSword Originals.
[Watch “Scared Stiff” at the new NakedSword]
The Sword has been in contact with Chi Chi to see if she had anything to add about this momentous day. Not surprisingly, she did. But rather surprisingly, it was a single word.
Get on it!! pic.twitter.com/WbK7TVSadZ
— Chi Chi LaRue (@DJChiChiLaRue) November 8, 2016
You heard her bitches and bastards. Don’t let down the birthday girl!
Chi Chi, from all of your friends and fans here at The Sword, many, m-a-n-y more!