Guy Ritchie Tries to Look Less Homophobic By Singing Showtunes At Gay Piano Bar

So last night, “a witness” blabbed to Page Six that Guy showed up (with two hot chicks, natch) at West Village showtune queen bar Marie’s Crisis, where he sang a couple of ditties in order that someone at Page 6 would write about it and suggest that he wasn’t a homo-hater.

Meanwhile uptown, Madge was just waking up from a day’s rest in her meat locker to have a softly lit  threeway with A-Rod and Jesus Luz.

RELATED:

I Want Half: A Timeline of Notable Celeb Divorces
Madonna’s Wildly Hairy Vagina ca. 1979 (NSFW)
Vadge Roundup: Grass Dress, Guy Wants Zilch, Gwyneth Babysits
Vadge Roundup: Madonna Barred from 2nd Malawian Adoption, Lures A-Rod, Lures Gwyneth

Guy Ritchie Goes to Marie’s Crisis (Page 6)


Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

The maximum upload file size: 50 MB. You can upload: image. Links to YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and other services inserted in the comment text will be automatically embedded. Drop file here

Scroll to Top