Guess The Gay Porn Star Cock Shot!

Last week, Congressman Anthony Weiner did something on Twitter that could actually be considered incredibly normal and not newsworthy at all, if he were a gay porn star. Unfortunately for him (and his wife), he is not! He is a congressman.

And even though congressmen have penises, they should not post pictures of their penises on the internet, even if the penises are covered in ugly gray underwear and even if you can’t even really tell that there is a penis present in the first place. The photo of Weiner on the left is supposed to show a bulge? It’s, according to the media, “lewd”? Ha ha, I will show you lewd.

Here are some cock shots that some gay porn stars sexted me earlier, and unlike that slobbering pile of human waste Andrew Breitbart, I’m not going to hold on to them for “insurance.” If you can name the owners of at least 4 of these 8 gay porn star cocks, I will send you a free DVD of Golden Gate Season 2. (If more than one of you get 4 right, the winner is the person to have done so in the comments first. Contest ends Friday, 5pm PST.)

So, how well do you know your gay porn star cocks???

10 thoughts on “Guess The Gay Porn Star Cock Shot!”

  1. The guy belows Diesel doesn’t have a small thumb he just has a huge cock. I’m looking at his thumb right now. It’s Nick Moretti

  2. Random thought on the one right below Diesel W.’s cock shot (btw I am not Diesel hater but posting a picture of your cock with a beer can is so douchey especially when your cock doesn’t particularly resemble one): the guy on that picture below Diesel’s has the shortest thumb I have ever seen.
    Donny Wright and Diesel (but that’s because sadly it is not like there are many black pornstars to recognize it from) are the only ones I recognized right off the bat. And you can tell a lot of these guys did it spontaenously right because you asked because a lot of them seem like they need a trim. lol

  3. Poking Out of Jeans: Colby Keller
    Coca Cola: Diesel Washington
    The one that looks like he’s getting fucked: Leo Forte
    Airport Bathroom Shot: Trent Locke

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