Behr claimed she was infected with herpes sometime prior to February 2004, when her rich daddy informed her that he had the virus.  A medical witness, however, testified that Behr did not have her initial outbreak until a year later–long after the 30-90 window for showing symptoms after infection, so the bitch prolly knew what she was in for by then.

Behr’s attorney says that the verdict sends “a clear message to all persons infected with a sexually transmitted disease that this type of behavior simply will not be tolerated.”

The convicted herpes-spreader’s attorney gets a little more grandiose concerning his legally victimized client:

“Past verdicts similarly have cried out with obvious injustice… O.J. Simpson’s criminal trial was one. The ‘hot coffee’ verdict against McDonald’s is another… [The jury’s attitude was] ‘We’re going to make her rich because defendant is, we don’t like him, and we have the power to do it…’ The worst that happened to the plaintiff (aside from being disappointed in her desire to marry a wealthy man) is that she had sex with the defendant ten times without knowing he had herpes.”

We like the O.J. touch: that was pretty classy.  Anyway, cheers to Behr–it’s always been our dream to make a quick couple mil off our own indiscretions with a wealthy man.  But we would have to side with the defendent on this one; as all whores know, a touch of the herp’s is a small price to pay for a free BMW and a few free laycations.

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