Breaking: Gerard Butler Got Fat
Don’t get me wrong — I’d totally still take a nap inside his lower intestine, and indeed, the chubby-chasing Bearotic blog where I first saw these is swooning with delight.
For an involuntarily skinny boy like me, what’s even more confusing than beefy ripped dudes is knowing that most of them, like Gerard, can clearly become big and ripped just by doing some cardio and eating fruit for breakfast. Well, by the looks of things, Gerard has spent the holidays substituting fruit for wells of liquor and loads of thug cum.
Here’s the 300 star vacationing in Barbados. Below that are some pictures from his previous glory days.