It’s both a harbinger of things to come in 2013 and a reflection of the exciting state of the industry as Dirty Boy Video unveils gay porn’s first breakout star of the new year: an inflatable cow named “Marissa.”
Fucking an inflatable cow bareback is both cost effective (no scene rate) and safe (no testing required). Plus, the straight model doesn’t have to feel like he’s doing anything gay since the cow is obviously a female. Identity crisis averted! Everyone wins.