Anti-gay wingnut Peter LaBarbera attends more gay events than we do, and evidently he’s on more sex party mailing lists too. Like an evil Health Ed teacher telling impressionable students how to use a condom, it seems that LaBarbera is telling impressionable fellow fundies how to have gay sex.
On his website, Labarbera defines fetish after fetish in panting detail, including photographs that are cropped just a little too precisely. Thanks to LaBarbera, heretofore blissfully ignorant Christians like this one are now concerning themselves with what, exactly, it means to to “fist” and “rim.”
What this all boils down to is that we’re jealous of LaBarbera. Unlike us, or any of the too-many gay sluts we know, LaBarbera actually belongs to an email list for an invite-only sex party scheduled for this weekend at the Doubletree Hotel. LaBarbera posts the invite on his website and labels it as an “EXCLUSIVE.”
Um, maybe it’s an exclusive because most hardcore Christians are not members of gay sex party email lists.
LaBarbera is calling for the Doubletree Hotel to cancel the sex party. That won’t happen, and even if hotels did not exist, gay people would still be having dirty sex. So our only advice for you, LaBarbetard, is that instead of trolling the web for pictures of rimseats and keeping tabs on sex parties that even we wouldn’t attend, just press the “unsubscribe” button. But then, of course, what would you do for fun?
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Well, having a “pig sex orgy” in a public hotel conference room is not only wrong, it sounds dreadfully uncomfortable and unsexy. Why stage this kind of bacchanal in such a boringly antiseptic environment? They should rent a private club or a series of private hotel suites like normal pig sluts.