Fear not!  A slew of industrial designers are ready to cater to the high-end functional tchotchke needs of the most design-whorish gays.  Behold below a few options for sleek, tasteful and amusing condom dispensers that would look just swell on your IKEA/Design Within Reach bedside table.

Thank you, Apartment Therapy.

Cucoon Condom Dispenser by Susanne Hangaard

Cond-M at Uncommon Goods

Condom Toy Gun by Mavo

Stainless Steel Condom Dispenser at Canoe

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Roundup: Condom Dispensers (Apartment Therapy)