For Enough Money, Levi Johnston Will Show Us His Cock

If porn moguls can’t scrounge up enough cash for Mark Dalton to take it up the ass, then maybe they should set their sets on meeting Levi’s price so we can finally gaze on his moose shaft. Also, we’re impressed that this outback stud has received enough media training to know that he is obliged to holla at his homo fans, because despite his kind words, this fella is clearly (and justifiably) terrified of gay people.

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0 thoughts on “For Enough Money, Levi Johnston Will Show Us His Cock”

  1. As a gay man, Andy Cohen is starting to creep me out. With stuff like this he comes across like Perez Hillton, only less shrill. Both men show that our gay movement is too obsessed with following celebrities.

    I feel sorry for Levi because of that bitch troll mother-of-law of his but I have no desire for him to go gay-for-pay.

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