Finally, A Video In Which Johnny Rapid Doesn’t Get Violated

Andrew Christian has moved on from promoting gay bareback creampie porn star Antonio Biaggi in favor of a much more family-friendly gay porn star: Johnny Rapid.

In the Andrew Christian/Men.com co-produced clip below, Johnny takes a dip in the pool, eats some fruit, washes his hair, innocently show off his little butt, and flirts with the cameraman. It’s all so cute, it almost makes me forget about that one time Ricky Sinz force-fed Johnny Rapid a plate of cold scrambled eggs and then violated him.

AND:

Not only is this the first time Johnny Rapid has starred in a video in which he isn’t getting violated, this is also the first time Johnny Rapid has taken a shower in a shower that isn’t in a prison.

[Andrew Christian via Men.com]

 

17 thoughts on “Finally, A Video In Which Johnny Rapid Doesn’t Get Violated”

  1. He’s cute and all but definitely overrated. Every time he opens his mouth, he sounds like an idiot!!!

    1. Yes, but a hot idiot at that. So no complaints here.

      Maybe age and experience will change his temperament and give him wisdom. Any person who is self-aware, and humble, can admit we at that age are idiots too. Some people grow out of it. Others don’t-try not to be such a negative nelly.

  2. Beyonce's Turd Piles Might Block Out The Sun

    Tons of body makeup & gelled lighting make this guy super cute. Cut the hide-n-seek part. The theme sung by Rocco Reed is the worst.

    1. I have seen all of his movies and not ONE of them was a very convincing rape.
      Im sorry but people getting raped dont yell out “Fuck me harder” “Deeper”
      He is an agressive power bottom not a rape victim

  3. I think he’s a cute kid, but did they have to go so heavy on the air brushing? I still can’t believe he’s straight.

  4. Absolutely gorgeous! But is it me or are we five seconds to three weeks away from seeing a story about Andrew Christian starting a full blown porn site?

  5. So rape is more family friendly than consensual condom-less sex? The hypocrisy of this article would be funny if it weren’t so sad.

    1. Err… what? This IS like a satirical, sarcastic website you know? The author just means that most of Rapid’s scenes have involved him getting raped, so it’s weird to see him getting promoted as squeaky clean and ‘wholesome’

  6. Doesn’t he have a girlfriend? Fuck him. I’d choose the bareback slut over a “hetero” power bottom any day of the week!

    Andrew Christian should just quit.

    1. I have to agree I didn’t like Antonio Biaggi’s presence in the last AC ad, but he fits in way better than this toddler.

      These AC ads have just gone downhill ever since they stopped using Randy Blue men.

  7. Johnny could get me do anything. Even vote for a Bachmann/Santorum ticket in 2016. That would require a three day weekend where Mr. Rapid wears the underwear he does in this video. However, what’s up with the music?? LOUSY!!!

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