If you’re ever in Munich, Ralph would love to tuck his T-shirt into his underwear, take off his pants, and climb aboard your shoulders.

And now, to cleanse the palette, enjoy a video of three men whose home addresses we wish we knew.

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Shoulder Riding Fetish (Buzzfeed)