All I wanted to do was take some fun pics and be a part of the Grabbys pre-party celebration at Club Hydrate with special guest DJ Chi Chi LaRue, but instead everyone just kept telling me to get away from them :-(

Anthony Romero had me thrown out of the club, but I still managed to get a few pics, and here they are.

Even when people let me take their picture, they were still “flipping me the bird” or just completely turning their back on me, as you can see from these pictures of Spencer Reed and Trenton Ducati telling me to eff off and Jake Steele basically saying, “Girl, talk to the hand.” Why don’t porn stars like The Sword?

Even Austin Wilde, who I thought was my friend, was all, “Sorry, you can take my picture, but only from the neck down. I don’t want my face on your stupid blog.”

All I wanted to do was provide some good event coverage for my readers, but instead I ruined everything.

Instead of talking to me, Tommy Defendi wouldn’t stop talking to Adam Killian. Instead of holding me, mr. Pam wouldn’t stop holding Parker Perry, who wouldn’t even look at me.

Yes, I am a fan of gay porn, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings. Do people feel weird when I take their picture? Do they think that I’m just some “fan”? I’m not just a fan. I am a blogger.

What do I have to do to get “in” with all of the gay porn stars I admire? If only they would notice me. If only I belonged.

Diesel Washington and Rod Daily threw their drinks on me right after I took this picture and then I got kicked out of the club. Hopefully tomorrow/tonight will be better.

In the meantime, read my Grabbys predictions and/or entertain yourself by voting (below) for which movie you think will take the Grabby for Best Movie, and watch the trailers for some of the nominees.

Now playing on Naked Sword, here are a selection of Grabbys nominees. Just click the title and the trailer will open in a new tab:

Cowboys Part Two, Raging Stallion
Nominated For: Best Three Way (Tommy Defendi, Chris Porter & Colby Keller), Best Box Cover

Golden Gate Season 1, NakedSword
Nominated For: Best Supporting Actor (Cameron Marshall), Best Screenplay (Jack Shamama & Michael Stabile), Best Videography (Steve Cruz & Tony DiMarco)

Golden Gate Season 2: The Perfect Ten, NakedSword
Nominated For: Best Supporting Actor (Riley Price), Best Art Direction

Golden Gate Season 3: Seduced By San Francisco, NakedSword
Nominated For: Best Cum Scene (Tom Wolfe & Landon Conrad), Best Director (Tony DiMarco), Best Box Cover

Head Hunters Three, Hot House Video
Nominated For: Best Three Way (Kyle King, Luke Marcum & Blu Kennedy), Best Supporting Actor (Kyle King & Samuel O’Toole), Best Box Cover

Impulsive, Buckshot Productions
Nominated For: Best Cum Scene (Cameron Marshall & Dylan Roberts), Best Videography (Max Phillips), Best Rimming (Cameron Marshall & Dylan Roberts), Best Director (Max Phillips), Best Box Cover, Best All Sex, Best Duo (Cameron Marshall & Dylan Roberts), Best Movie

The Other Side of Aspen VI, Falcon Studios
Nominated For: Best Supporting Actor (Heath Jordan), Best Cum Scene (Shane Frost & Gavin Winters), Best Videography (Steve Cruz & Tony DiMarco), Best Group, Best Art Direction, Best Director (Chris Ward), Best All Sex, Best Duo (Adam Killian & Tony Buff), Best Movie

CockyBoys and Bel Ami have partnered up before, but this time it’s being called a “model exchange partnership,” in which CockyBoys’ Max Ryder got shipped off to Europe to be with the Bel Ami models, and (later this summer) Bel Ami’s Kevin Warhol will come to America and fuck some CockyBoys. As everyone’s already pointed out, Max Ryder is a perfect fit for Bel Ami, and I guess the neck tattoo makes Kevin Warhol a perfect fit for CockyBoys.

If they know what they’re doing, Tommy Defendi and Mick Lovell will end up doing a scene together (at which point this blog will shut down due to my death), but until then, get used to seeing this pompous blond twink in all kinds of hot action, beginning with this hardcore…shopping spree?

CockyBoys is happy to announce a CockyBoys/BelAmi model exchange partnership and the beginning of the DVD ‘Cocky Friends 2’,  the second CockyBoys and BelAmiOnline co production!  Previously CockyBoys and BelAmi collaborated on the 2009 hit DVD ‘Cocky Friends’ shot on location in Amsterdam with BelAmi Exclusives and CockyBoy Exclusives.

While production has not begun on ‘Cocky Friends 2’, BelAmiOnline and CockyBoys are getting their feet wet so to speak with a model exchange program that involves CockyBoys new golden boy Max Ryder and BelAmiOnline star Kevin Warhol.  Both models have a similar look and fans are sure to go wild over this insanely hot pairing of these two models and these two very unique and distinctive studios.

The model exchange program is a deal where BelAmiOnline recently shot scenes with Max Ryder and BelAmi showed Max what it’s like to be a Kinky Angel and CockyBoys will shoot with BelAmi’s Kevin Warhol and show him what it’s means to be a CockyBoy!

[Cocky Boys / Bel Ami]

Sean Cody’s Sawyer:

[Sean Cody: Sawyer]

All Paul Wagner wants to do is just kiss. And, he’d pick a boyfriend with a nice personality over a nice body. This entire interview is basically Paul Wagner’s secret way of finally admitting that he wants to be with me forever, I feel.

ALSO: Once again, where does Paul Wagner work? Randy Blue? Men At Play? Next Door? This interview was filmed over a year ago, but Randy Blue just released it today.

XBiz:

As part of the deal, 23 year-old Huntsman will appear in his first “topping” scene that will be released in June.

So, “part of the deal” for being a gay porn star is that James Huntsman will have to perform in gay porn.

“We are so lucky to have James as one of our top exclusives. He’s tough, charming, and his fans go wild for him,” Stephan Sirard, President of Next Door Entertainment said. “James is a true reflection of the guy next door.”

“I am looking forward to my new scene being realized into the industry,” Hunstman said. “Ever since I’ve joined Next Door, my fans have shown great interest in my work. It’s time to take it to the next level.”

“Next” level? What level has he been on for the past year?

[NextDoorHookups: James Huntsman]

2. Are you into hookers?

3. Will you still be able to jerk off to these two donkey-dicked gay porn stars after seeing them do a few bumps?

4. What if I told you that this wasn’t coke or meth, but it was sugar?

It’s Parker Perry, Bryce Star, and 17 inches of hard cock in the new episode of NakedSword’s Hooker Stories, and it is as if my own personal God of gay porn cast this episode Himself.

DICK. MA. TIZED.

By depicting drug use, has NakedSword finally gone too far?
Which gay porn stars would be fun to hang out with if they were on drugs?
Which would you rather see legalized: Drugs or prostitution?
Does this scene inspire you to do drugs and hire a hooker?
Whose cock would you rather snort a line of coke off of: Parker Perry’s or Bryce Star’s?

[NakedSword's Hooker Stories: Bryce Star & Parker Perry]

Please vote for me in this new dildo contest I am entering, and I will sign my name on all the dildos with a pen. (Don’t worry, the ink is safe for your assholes if you put the dildos in there!) Also, if you vote for me in the dildo contest, it won’t just mean that I will become the new voice of the dildo, it will also mean that I have earned the respect of my fans and supporters. It will also mean that I am better than everyone else (my haters) who is nominated. Be sure to “like” me and the dildo company on Facebook!

And, as a happy coincidence, by encouraging you ever so slightly (VOTE FOR ME LOL!) to vote for me in the dildo contest, it gives the dildo company some free publicity, which I’m sure they weren’t expecting. It’s a win-win for everybody!! Vote for me to be an official dildo.

As the winner of the dildo contest, I’ll get to make live appearances, have my name and likeness etched into the molding of all the dildos and, best of all, appear in a cross-promotional tie-in video commercial for my favorite underwear company, which will be co-produced by the dildo company!

Vote for me to be the face of all the dildos, and then you’ll get to see me and all my sexy friends and our dildos in an Underwear Commercial that will go viral on all the blogs! Follow me on Instagram for more sexy pics (#NSFW) and subscribe to my YouTube channel for a preview of the underwear commercial and a Making Of The Dildo behind-the-scenes clip once we’re done shooting (and once I’ve won the contest LOL! Seriously, don’t forget to Vote for me–46 votes per email address!).

I like the fact that I can win a contest and appear in commercials and just lead a fun life all while supporting my favorite companies at the same time. This might be hard to believe, but these companies aren’t even paying me! Hello, I should be paying them. The real payoff for me, personally, is that winning the dildo contest and appearing in the underwear commercial will inevitably lead to my eventual signing of a Lifetime Exclusive Contract with my favorite gay porn studio. Once I’ve signed the contract, I’ll have found a home and will finally feel like I “belong.” I’ll never work for anyone else (except the dildo company or the underwear company) and will be a Lifetime Exclusive until the day that I retire, or until the day that the studio is bought out by a tube site. LOL!

Vote for me if you think I’d make the best dildo and would have the most viral underwear and would be the Longest Lifetime Exclusive. Not just because you like me and you want me to fulfill my dreams, but because the companies deserve to have someone like me helping to promote their products. I like being able to lend my services to dildo companies, underwear companies, t-shirt companies, lube companies, and any companies, really, because it reminds me that I am of value. Not just of value to the dildo/underwear/t-shirt/lube companies, but also of value to my fans and supporters who want to follow my career and who are inspired by watching me encouraging them to vote for me. Please RT ;)

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Sean Paul Lockhart promotes a rough cut of Welcome To New York for an Australian film festival. More on the movie here.

Blogger, recording artist…is there anything he can’t do? Probably not! Xavier writes:

JUNE 1ST 2012 XAVIER WILL OFFICIALLY RELEASE HIS “SENSATIONS” ALBUM. THE SOPHOMORE ALBUM IS TAG LINED “SONG SOULFULLY, PRODUCED FUTURISTIC, & WRITTEN ALLITERATIVELY”. The 12 Track album welcomes Xavier’s First Sound that he has created and his all new image. Along with the album Xavier is expected to release a bonus album and a documentary titled “2YEARS of YOUNG”.

An album, plus a bonus album at the same time? That’s like…two albums. Here’s “Wanted”:

You’re welcome.