Tweet of the year, possibly.

[Brandon Wilde]

Oh my God…

And…

my personal favorites:

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[via Tommy's movies on CockyBoys.com, RagingStallion.com, Falcon.com, NakedSword.com]

AND:

If someone can gif all of the parts where Tommy Defendi and Colby Keller are making out and fucking in their scene from Cowboys, I would really like that a lot.

1:33-1:42, for example:


[Cowboys: Tommy Defendi, Chris Porter, Colby Keller]

Queerty:

Greenlighted programs for the spring and fall include Design My Dog, a canine makeover series from the creators of America’s Next Top Model; Eden Wood’s World, an unscripted series about Toddlers & Tiara’s 6-year-old diva Eden Wood; and Wiseguys, a sort of Real Housewives meets Mob Wives show following a straight Mafia princess‘ adjustment to life in L.A. Also on the schedule are pop-culture countdown shows Scandalicious and Outrageous, and two family/relationship-oriented series, the tough-love therapy show Love Lockdown and The Baby Wait, which follows various couples through the open-adoption process. …[T]his is the first time that Logo hasn’t developed any new programming with gay leads.

All garbage, to be sure, but nothing worse than what you’d see on any other cable channel. And it’s not that Logo was ever the embodiment of gay culture, but whatever little piece of gay culture anyone thought the network was still representing is definitely dead now, just like all culture. On the bright side, congratulations, gays! We really are just like “everyone else” now.

A Rick Santorum mosaic made completely out of pornographic images, most of which are gay pornographic images. While I can recognize some Randy Blue-style photos and some random amateurs (and there’s also an image of Sean Hannity!), I’ve been staring at it for the past half hour (click it for enlarged version…if you dare) and can’t specifically ID any of the faces/cocks. But, there’s gotta be someone we know in there?

ADDED:

Ah! Gay Porn Blog ID’d one of the images.

Why, CockyBoys, why? His name is pronounced Jet, so why the silent C and H? WHY???? Throwing in extra letters might make someone seem more “exotic,” but it is a marketing disaster. I’ve misspelled Jecht ten times already, and I’ve only typed it twice! How is someone supposed to Google him if they can’t even say his name, much less spell it?

And, I’m officially giving notice now, if and when I ever write about Jecht Parker again (and I will because he is fucking gorgeous), I will be spelling his name JET Parker.

[CockyBoys: Jet Parker]
 

Isn’t kind of crazy that Sean Cody has been around since 2001? I was still watching VHS porn in 2001. The first Sean Cody movie debuted on September 7th, 2001, and it was one of the most boring solos I’ve ever seen. Since then, they have gotten better! But, almost all solos are still boring.

Over the weekend, Sean Cody debuted yet another solo model (and also another bareback movie), and he’s particularly hot/boring. So hot/boring—and so obviously straight—that I can guarantee he won’t be back to do anything else. (Although I hope I’m wrong.) His name is Jayden:

Jayden got me thinking about all the other hot solos over the past ten years, and so I made a list: The top ten hottest yet boring straight guys who ONLY did jerk off movies for Sean Cody.

AND: I made three exceptions! In addition to j/o’ing, three of these guys did scenes where they actually received blowjobs from other guys. But, getting your dick sucked by another guy isn’t gay, so I still consider them straight. (Also, they were too hot to leave off the list.)

10. KENNAN
When: July 7th, 2011
Why: His body. Also: He “shot one of the biggest non-stop loads I have seen in a long time! He just kept shooting and shooting, leaving the gym floor covered in cum!”

9. WOODY
When: May 8th, 2007
Why: A poor man’s Chris Evans.

8. NATHAN
When: March 30th, 2009
Why: A baby face with a baby’s arm for a dick.

7. CLAY
When: October 15th, 2004
Why: Possibly the hottest person alive. Also: He let a guy blow him.

6. SCOTT
When: August 18th, 2008
Why: There’s something sort of sexy about how nerdy looking he is? And he let a guy blow him, too.

5. KEEFE
When: May 16th, 2006
Why: I could fall asleep just looking at him.

4. REX
When: April 17th, 2007
Why: His dick! (I’m running out of things to say and even boring myself now.) And the blowjob.

3. JACOB
When: August 24th, 2009
Why: Seriously, his dick. Also: Two years later, he turned up in yet another solo scene on another site.

2. SETH
When: December 23rd, 2004
Why: His balls! His spray tan! Is he rock climbing?

1. JUDD
When: December 19th, 2006
Why: The epitome of boring/hot. Half Superman and half Supercuts model, meet the hottest, most boringest man of my dreams.

Austin Wilde wrote: “That awkward moment when you’re scrolling down with the intentions of masturbating after reading this post…only to get to the last set of pictures and want to commit suicide. The end.”

To which someone named “Tim” wrote:

Coming from someone in the industry, I find that comment particularly offensive, insulting and just plain mean spirited. [...] Austin Wilde is making a pejorative judgment about someone based on his personal preference. Depending on the situation, that can be seen as racism and bigotry (I just don’t like black people, so when I see one, it makes me want to kill them). What has all this interest in bullying been about? It’s about not accepting difference. Jake Cruise may not be everyone’s ideal man, but he deserves love and sex just like everyone else.

 
…but less clever than something actual clever.”