Fashion Alert! What To Wear When You Want To Make Great Gay Porn And Look Fashionable (At The Same Time)!

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Hey guys, Kamryn Ariel here, The Sword’s new fashion blogger! For my first fashion post, I’m proud to share with you Kamryn Ariel’s Top 5 MUST HAVE Gay Porn Looks For Spring for all you gay porn costume designers and gay porn stars who want to look good while feeling good (getting fucked) on a gay porn set.

And what better gay porn studio to draw inspiration from for my list than Hot House? As one of the oldest and most fashionable gay porn studios around, Hot House is my go-to studio when I want to know what is trending in the gay porn fashion world and what all the biggest stars will be wearing when they hit the red carpet at the Grabbys or when they’re getting fucked on a couch.

Kamryn Ariel’s Top 5 MUST HAVE Gay Porn Looks For Spring

#5. Gloves!
As Coco Chanel once said, always take off one of your accessories before leaving the house—so long as it’s not your gloves! Boy did she have it right. Werq bitch, werrrrrrq!!

Feeling adventurous?

Mix it up by pairing your favorite gloves with a fun and flirty patent leather apron like Spencer Reed.

#4. Socks!

Not only do they keep your footsies warm, the added bursts of color (my favorite is hot pink, but no one’s gone there yet) really liven up the drab and dreary sets on which most gay porn is shot. It doesn’t matter if they’re knee high, striped, or regular old tube—you’re nothing without your socks. You’re practically naked without them! And who wants to see completely naked men in gay porn? Not me.

#3. Protect Yourself.

Unfortunately, fashion and gay porn isn’t all fun and games. Given the high risk nature of the industry, there’s always a chance that someone could get hurt during the filming of a gay porn, and that’s why it’s always important to protect yourself. Luckily, Hot House has taken the lead and made a fashion statement through their implementation of protective gear. Sexy and safe? I’m sold!

#2. Color-Coordinated Outfits!

Sometimes it’s the little touches—like matching your butt plug to your arm band or your socks with your blouse—that show how much you care about looking good. Sometimes it’s not matching at all and using all different colors to show off your wild side. Either way, gay porn wouldn’t truly be gay without gay ass shit like this!

#1. MASKS!

Kamryn Ariel’s #1 MUST HAVE Gay Porn Look For Spring is…Masks! Some might say that masks fall under the “protect yourself” category, but they’d be wrong. There are just too many types of masks (gas, Hannibal Lector, etc.) that are too porous to be considered protective. Plus, masks are too hot to be considered protective! After all, what could be more sexy than a gay porn star wearing a mask so he doesn’t have to smell, kiss, hear, or even see his scene partner?!

[Hot House]

 

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19 Responses to “Fashion Alert! What To Wear When You Want To Make Great Gay Porn And Look Fashionable (At The Same Time)!”

  1. Taggart says:

    How does Zach deal with his multiple personalities?

  2. Dorcus says:

    Maybe we should focus on hot sex as opposed to sassy outfits?

  3. Ken Kaniff says:

    Who is the dude 2nd left in the Pack Attack picture wearing the white jock and striking a pose like he’s had a fucking stroke? Sweet Jehovah, James Ryder aside (who I adooooooore), those Pack Attack guys are fucking RANK!

  4. davidsask says:

    Hothouse sucks because they can’t do porn without the gimmicks and the disgusting loud horrid music in every porn. If you need to disguise every porn then its not worth having!!!

  5. mr. Pam says:

    Wow! Everyone looks great! Awesome styling Hot House! Big props to my boy Christian Owen for his slick styling and attention to detail.
    Always great porn and awesome sets, photos and most importantly…. super hot boys.
    Thanks for the inspiration Steven Scarborough, Christian, Brent, Roma and the crew.

    your fan…
    mr. Pam

  6. QUICK! Sniff Her Chair While It's Warm says:

    Love,
    QueerMeNow(dot)net

  7. aslogan says:

    I’ve always thought that if your sex needs paraphernalia, you must be doing it wrong. Ditto for bodily fluids that aren’t semen or saliva.

    • QUICK! Sniff Her Chair While It's Warm says:

      AMEN! It’s the same as fucking a drag queen on vid in full regalia. Fags ALWAYS got to cartoon or clown car shit up. Muscle or no muscle. They call it ‘fun’ Why don’t we just see Spencer Reed’s dick banging Rupaul’s ass while it juts out of some huge hoop skirt. It’s the same thing. I DE-CLARE!

  8. Jokestar says:

    Fuckin fags

  9. Ghost Chelsea says:

    Oh, please …when is this one going to die in childbirth ?? Sheesh …seek help, Sybil … I mean, Zach.

  10. Gloved1 says:

    It’s all about the gloves and boots for me. Angelo looks fucking hot in those polished latex gloves. Love seeing guys in just gloves and boots – leather, rubber or latex.

    • aslogan says:

      I’ve always found boots annoying to the point of stereotype. I remember all those 90s porn videos where guys were having all kinds of sex wearing jackboots. Who ever thought that was sexy to all gay men? Tracking mud and crap everywhere, and reeking of Nazi fetishism. No thanks.

  11. LadyBoyBunny says:

    That second boy in from the left looks very awkward in the pack attack 8 movie. Stand up straight. stick out your chest and look like a man. Who is he?

  12. yoyo69 says:

    to each his own but I just can’t get turned on sexually when I feel like I’m watching ‘Hostel’ or ‘Saw’. Seriously I dont get the appeal of leather and bondage and wrapping someone up in Reynolds Wrap LMFAO. I get that this is fantasy and it’s in a controlled environment with lots of people….but if I ever went to hook up with a guy and he asked to tie me up…I would bolt for the fuckin door….no way is he gonna make a snuff film starring me!

  13. linda says:

    No picture of Kamryn with a backpack?

    The guy in Saran Wrap is pretty creepy, what’s up with that? I did swipe the picture though, for my personal collection. Not sure what I’ll do with it, but I felt a need to have it just in case. I mean, you just don’t SEE that everyday…

  14. chrisjeremy says:

    did all the fired guys from next door go to hot house or something?

  15. April says:

    If you were the least little bit into the fetish/leather scene then you’d understand that no studio around today does it better than Hot House does. Although their scenes are always fashionable that’s not what it’s all about and you know it, Zach. I’m assuming that you wrote this. But if you didn’t then you have my apologies. And may I say that your new intern not only has incredible fashion sense but she also has an eye for the best fetish films being made today.

    Also, have you noticed how amazing Hot House’s photos always are? The colors are amazing. My favorite is pic number one. LOVE Rick Van Sant. Can’t wait to see this scene.

    Some people think that Hot House is known for their fisting scenes. And they are. But they’re also cutting edge in other fetish areas as well. Not to mention their scenes with jocks as the focus. I for one have many friends who are into gym settings and have a dumb jock fetish. ;-))

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