A hot straight journalist named Marty Beckerman tried out the facial first-hand. His Russian facialist extols the hydrating, protective benefits of semen, adding that he has to walk around with jizz-face all day to get the most bang for his buck. The Norweigan company that produces spermine says that the substance is synthetic, but also pretty much identical to real-life semen at the molecular level.

Anyway, watch the video below, which gets really annoying when gay-faced Marty feels compelled to pull a “no homo” by invoking pussy and fake-puking in the toilet.

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Journalist Gets a Sperm Facial for “Research” (Buzzfeed)