Fabulis Puts The ‘Retarded’ In ‘Fucking Retarded’

Fabulis already got a bunch of accidental publicity from a random Citibank glitch, and you can spend $60 on a company hoodie if you’d like to describe yourself with a word that is not only misspelled, but that is also about as current as Carson Kressley.

Anyway, now that the site has your attention, you might be asking what the fuck it actually does. Because it’s cost $635,000 to make and the business model relies on the founder’s bewildering claim that he was "unable to find many gay-centric activities online."

Well that’s one new thing I learned today. Another is that apparently the most popular gay men in the world are the site‘s founders (Jason Goldberg and Bradford Shellhammer), Jason’s random boyfriend (Christian Schoenner), Hollywood directors who troll gay bars looking for twinks to fuck (Dustin Lance Black and Bryan Singer) and, most absurdly, the Logo TV exec that the site’s founders are desperately pitching a show to (Christopher Willey).

The site is a Ponzi scheme, only instead of fabricating money where there is none, Fabulis is fabricating social popularity where there is none. Flattery is the currency, and unless you’re Bradford or Jason, the pay-out does not exist. $635,000 for a big, mirrored masturbation room would have been more straight to the point.


 

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0 thoughts on “Fabulis Puts The ‘Retarded’ In ‘Fucking Retarded’”

  1. This is almost as disturbing as the news that Chris Crocker is a top…

    But I totally bought a the $65.00 pack of 5 undies.

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