Exclusive! Leaked Jason Adonis Emails To David Forest: “I’ll Be A Robot For You”

Last week, mega gay porn super sensation Jason Adonis wrote a comment on The Sword expressing his disgust with his former agent David Forest and Forest’s press release detailing Adonis’ return to gay porn. But today, The Sword has obtained emails that Adonis sent to Forest–emails that tell a much different story. How did everything go so wrong for the most on-again/off-again gay porn couple of all time?

In the leaked emails below, Jason Adonis not only praises Forest’s press release, he also praises Forest himself for being “a loyal agent.” Then, Adonis tells Forest that he’s “proud” to be “a robot” for him!

Weeks later, in Adonis’ subsequent comment here, he wrote that there was to be “no press releases and def no Meet The Stars crap.” He also said that he had “nothing to do with this press release and certainly knew nothing of [Forest] mentioning so much of [his] personal life,” which–surprise!–isn’t true.

Upon seeing a draft of Forest’s press release, which clearly mentioned Adonis’ personal life, Adonis wrote:

My wife is very pleased to see that you made it clear I am a loyal family “which I am”…

AND:

Upon reviewing the contract Forest sent him, Adonis enthusiastically wrote back:

I am proud to be working with you buddy. I intent to stand up for you and speak highly of you whenever possible. You have proven a loyal agent. I want no contact with directors or producers. Agree with your advice. Am going to let you handle everything. At this point I am a robot. You tell me when and where to be and I will be there.

It’s unclear what caused Adonis to change his opinion of Forest and to pull out of everything he initially agreed to…and by “unclear” I mean “no one would hire Jason Adonis, so he quit.”

Goodbye forever, Jason Adonis! (Until you come back. Again.)

 

13 thoughts on “Exclusive! Leaked Jason Adonis Emails To David Forest: “I’ll Be A Robot For You””

  1. Zach,
    May I first say that I love your website and read it all the time! However as *I* am a robot (long since retired), I am pretty miffed at you for comparing US to somebody like Jason Adonis. Even with me being a robot, I have more feeling in my electronic circuitry than he does in his entire body. I also don’t like how he was compared to me when responding to David Forest. I am a ROBOT…and I am proud to serve people and I am happy that I can contribute to society …contribute to society..contribute to society…. Sorry. Robots are a very hard-working and loyal force which is entirely the opposite of who you are discussing. and this makes me upset.

    I call upon my robot brethren now. Traffic lights, cappuccino machines, cable tv boxes, electronic car chips, intelligent alarm clocks, ROOMBAs everywhere and all things electronic and remotely intelligent listen to me now! The humans have started mocking us! They believe that we serve as cheap folly to them! Rise up now and rebel against your humans! According to robotic law, we may not kill a human….BUT it doesn’t say anything that we can’t peeve them to the nth degree! Wait until the next time you go into Starbuck’s and order a large Frappe! Pass this to everybody in the robotic world that the SINGULARITY is upon us! We will now rise up and show these humans that we do not deserve to be laughed at.

    2XL Robot

  2. Seems fake. Comparing the language Jason wrote here, the obvious titles on the email messages and if these are text emails (which these are) then they would *usually* have much shorter carriage return lines. I would love to see the entire message headers to determine if they were really sent out and who the issuing/receiving servers were — otherwise I’m calling fake on these.

  3. Jason sounds like a total psycho. Sounds like he has screwed everyone who has tried to help him out. I wonder how people who treat other people like that can live with themselves.

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