Everybody’s On Coke
Written by jay May 15th, 2009
May 15th, 2009
And what’s more: movie stars! Too bad coke around the world is just getting shittier and more expensive.
Please enjoy the following PSA endorsing the wonders of cocaine.
(via Everything is Terrible)
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Who is the announcer? Really hot.
What the hell is the “Jesus Factor”? Seriously, I don’t know.
That guy’s sexual climaxes must be pretty weak, because coke is not that fun.