Euphemism of the Day: How to Poop Like Dan Savage

A reader wrote to Dan asking why he hadn’t yet mentioned any Prop 8 stuff in his newspaper column. Dan’s reply:

Sorry, ALR, but due to the vagaries of the dead-tree media, I file these columns roughly a week in advance. (Please note: At my house, “filing a column” doubles as a euphemism for taking a crap. Make of that what you will.)

And below, as promised, is the only photographic evidence we’ve seen to date of Dan’s younger, hotter long-time boyfriend, Terry “Bicep” Miller. (Don’t worry, Dan. We’d still fuck your brain.)

Yes, the mustache is fake.

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