Emo Twink ‘Candy Spookie’ Does Not Shop at Hot Topic, But Does Want Your Socks

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Kyros Christian and Oliver Twink star Dillon Samuels are only
interested in GENUINE EMO TWINKS
for their upcoming Candy Spookie
Studios launch. (“This new breed of twink [is] without a question as to
the authenticity of these boys’ image. We don’t dress them up, we don’t
go to Hot Topic and buy them clothes to wear.”)

“The Candy
Spookie” was a name given to him by an older daddy
, who called him his
“Spooky Candy.” While this might induce a cringe in some, Kyros turned it into “an Internet persona I adopted to manifest a unique
image of a lifeless, sex toy in the minds of the consumer populace
…The Candy Spookie signifies my emo qualities and my twink
characteristics.” Totally.

Second only to money, he’s really into feet: “As far back as I
can remember, its always been the primary instigator in my sexual
appetite…  Take your socks off, boys! The world is better
barefoot!”

Bryan Kocis contacted him via AOL online when he
was 16,
but Spooky Candy resisted his charms: “I actually had no idea
of Kocis’ fame in this industry until I came across a news report on
the internet one day declaring his dead status… It is singularly the
thing that pushed me to enter into this industry.”

(We did not translate this from Ukranian using Babelfish. The boys of Candy Spookie Studios are from Rochester, New York, though possibly also another planet.)

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