An actual headline from Sean Cody. Are we supposed to be relieved? Should Emerson get a medal? Why is a gay porn site writing about its customers as if they’re some sort of anomalous group of weirdos?
First their ridiculous “do as we say, not as we do” bareback disclaimer, and now this, Sean Cody’s model copy for someone named Emerson.
Emerson was once banned from a club because he wouldn’t stop jumping up and down on the furniture! That didn’t surprise me at all, because I noticed right away that he has a very cute, energetic personality. Emerson is straight but he loves gay people.
Phew.
“I have a lot of gay friends,” he said.
Uh huh…
“Both male and female. I love to hang out with them at the gay bars. They’re so much fun!”
Fun! Oh, the gays. Fun. Because there’s nothing better than a little inane condescension to put you in the mood to jerk off.
Pick up your gay toys now just in time for christmas? Do this guy think all gay peoples are fun things to play with.As for as this guy being str8 I rather have my doubts because he has that gay white face to me and that’s not all Sean-Cody porn-site is not the only ones that tell lies about their porn-stars other gay porn sites engage in it too.I could name have a dozen right now including Chaos-men,Corbin-Fisher and str8-fraturity and many more and it’s not always the porn site that’s lying but the sexuality of the porn-stars they do it to.Some guys that appear on their site as str8 are Bisexuals I have seen their profiles on escort and porn model agency websites and then their are the g4pers as well who will do gay-porn and then try to make the switch to str8-porn without creating problems for themselves as cross-overs some are not alway success-full.Getting back to Sean-Cody for a second I forgot the name of the ex-Sean Cody porn-star who expose the porn site lies about it models and the company asking them to pretend to be str8 and the gay porn-star who refuse to do it I could name a few porn-stars on that site that claim to be str8 like kurt I learn the other day is gay and has a boy-friend.Also Sean-Cody Dennis the str8-Republican with a girl-friend who has had more cock of his ass-hole than guy on the porn site who claim to be gay and the list goes on and on I close my case.
he has gayface…
Lucky for me i’m not into solo videos…lol
I just watched the scene. The guy is not hot, does a horrible hand job, and for some weird reason thinks his eyebrows are his best feature……..although they probably are. No more Emerson Sean Cody.
Why do I get the feeling he’ll be giving a whole new meaning to ‘loving’ gay people in a few months with a big enough cheque
Surely that wasn’t meant in a condescending way, but it sure comes across like that.
I’ll bet many of his gay friends told him he should do gay porn. After all, so many gay men think that str8 men are the ideal man don’t they?
The gay porn community has made a “fetish” out of “alleged” straight men so Sean Cody is just serving up what the MASSES love…just like bareback. These bios and his bareback disclaimer is a SLAP (not the back of the hand but a full on SLAP) across the face to much, but hey it is ONLY porn so it won’t impact the real world. If the gay porn community was into convicts who have stolen canned goods from the dollar store there would be a fetish for that…”candy give them what they want!”
So true, you can’t fault them for supplying what a sizeable portion of the gay porn loving public is demanding, it’s just a pity the demand is there at all really.
Imagine. One of his gay friends seeing him naked and jerking off. Thats a gay movie in itself. Sean Cody writes scripts!
Romcom, thriller, mystery … fantasy! The possiblities are endless.
You know who is also “straight” and “loves jumping up and down on the furniture?”
Pity the Oprah show is over, he would make an excellent guest!
I never believe these silly bios. But if for some reason this were true, I’m so honored that the gays can amuse you. Gag!
“You mean, let me understand this, ’cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how? I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?”
LOL!
I wonder if this situation could be helped by a better choice of contraction…
“Emerson is straight AND he loves gay people.”
Uh, so no… still weird. It implies that str8’s/hets don’t normally like/love gay people. Which is often the case, but as you say, is this something we need to be reminded of just before jerking off? Total boner-killer…
*conjunction
Conjunction Junction….Best School House Rock
‘A’, AND’, ‘THE’ – “articles”
He loves gay people so much he’s willing to masturbate on camera for them… for money. Unless he refused payment, then I believe him completely.