11 Reasons Why Newly Single Colby Melvin Needs to Just Do Porn Already

Underwear models are kind of like escorts who won’t fuck: They’re basically hookers already, they’re just being sticks in the mud about going all the way. Underwear model Colby Melvin, who is adorable/hot/phenomenally sexy, has already got a calendar under his belt, but I for one am ready to just see him whip out his cock and stroke it, at least once, for Sean Cody or Randy Blue.

Seriously, what is taking so long? He’s been in L.A. a couple years, done the modeling thing for Andrew Christian, then for Underwear Expert, but he insists he won’t ever do porn. He’s just a good Southern boy like that.

Well, goddammit, here are the 11 reasons that I think he needs to give us a little more, while he’s still got something to give. I love you, Colby. I wouldn’t tell you this if I didn’t think it was important.

Reason #1: He’s Finally Single
Colby has been single for about two months now, and former fiancé and fellow underwear model Brandon Brown has already posted photos of a new boyfriend. Anyway, thank god. Their incessant beauty and cuteness as a couple was truly vomit-inducing. (Please see this annoying video in which he and Brandon cooked pasta together, in their underwear, for Valentine’s Day 2013, or these annoying photos from when they were engaged last year.) So! He can’t still say he can’t do porn because it’ll ruin his relationship!

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Buh-bye.

Reason #2: The former Andrew Christian model never shies away from a gig, or a chance to shill someone’s brand.

Reason #3: He just did a Birthday Bar Tour around WeHo, which is totally something a porn star would do.

Reason #4: He already go-go dances.

Reason #5: He’s friends with plenty of porn stars.

Reason #6: The internet is already full of GIFs of him.

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Reason #7: This is his ass.

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Reason #8: He has modeled underwear that looks like this. (Hint: It’s from France.)

 

Reason #9: He’s been looking incredibly ripped lately, way more than a year ago. That’s what singledom will do to you sometimes…

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Reason #10: He’s basically already showed us his cock, and it looks big. (Except it may have been PhotoShopped once or twice.)

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Reason #11: Uh, he’s fucking beautiful? There’s star potential there.

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Recent photos by Paul Boulon, via Twitter.

 

20 thoughts on “11 Reasons Why Newly Single Colby Melvin Needs to Just Do Porn Already”

  1. Its interesting that this article exists since Colby has been naked on cam for all to see. Yes he is quite well-endowed. A couple of years ago before he moved to LA, in fact he was in transition from moving to Texas and Colby used to come on a cam site (I can’t remember the name) and he would chat live with the users and he would finish with a hot jack off scene at the end. He was such a sweet guy and then he disappeared, although it wasn’t long after that when we started seeing Colby Melvin come to light!

  2. Yes he’s cute, but there are many cute boys in LA/NYC/around the world.

    Also, his “boyfriend/fiance” was all a ruse concocted by the AC people.

  3. he’s cute but not THAT cute, andrew x-ian HAD and has far hotter models, bring ba k matthew mccall now that was porn material

  4. Colby is cute in the boy next door kind of way and looks like he still has a bit of baby fat in his face. He just seems like the type of guy that would be so exhausting to be around after spending one hour with him. I personally would go for his ex boyfriend Brandon Brown but if Colby threw himself at me I wouldn’t turn him down.

  5. In my opinion Colby Melvin, is exceptionally confident, I mean in whatever he does! He has several pics that are awesome and flawless! He has been my fantasy ever since he came on the scene! I, too, would like to see more of his beef, but I respect his not wanting to do porno! Some day I hope to just give him a big hug! His G string on only, of course,and look into his drop dead gorgeous “bedroom eyes”!

    I am way past my days in the Sun, but I still enjoy looking! Colby will always do well if he stays grounded and continues to be himself!

  6. He used to visit my bar in New Orleans when he lived in Alabama. I always thought he was cute and he seemed like a nice guy. I just hate what California does to people.

  7. he reminds me of someone from gayhoopla or fratmen. Maybe Raphael from Fratmen. Except the dudes on Fratmen are hotter. This dude has cute eyes in some pics and then in others he’s just meh.

  8. The breakup of Colby & Brandon seems perplexing if not downright fishy. Within five months of their photo being plastered all over the world in response to the Supreme Court’s decision to affirm gay rights including marriage, they break up.

    So many other longstanding committed gay & lesbian couples are passed by so that the Colbra PR machine could put them center stage. What a travesty for the cause by two immature and power seeking narcissists. Andrew Christian presented their relationship first and then the boys said bu bye so that they could further develop their ruse!

    He does deserve and should seriously consider doing full frontal and anal puckering porn.

  9. Colby Melvin is indeed gorgeous. Definitely a heavenly beauty. But, why would anyone suggest he should do porn? He seems quite happy with his life, single or otherwise. It seems to me that it bothers some people that he looks good, has talent, AND HAS STANDARDS!!!!!! If he doesn’t want to do porn, then he doesn’t want to do porn. Just because he is perfect by just about any standard does not mean he has to turn to porn.

  10. He’s very gorgeous, but as stranded said, he’s already famous from modeling. I hope that maybe ex boyfriend Brandon one day also does a solo video. He’s uber sexy also.

  11. He’s already gotten semi famous from modeling. I don’t think he’ll do porn. Which is fine, there’s plenty of gorgeous men who are already doing porn.

  12. He keeps saying he won’t do porn, but I keep hoping he’ll at least do a solo jackoff video. Or some sort of niche soft-core full-frontal-but-not-erect stuff. Or someone tickling him, worshipping his feet, etc. I’m a big fan.

  13. His ass looks bigger in the pics than in the actual videos and pics. with the right angles and extreme back arching anyone’s ass can look good.

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