Dudes Need to Stop Shaving Their Pubes. The End.

I know it’s all the rage with straight guys, inspired perhaps by straight male porn stars, to completely wax/shave their body hair in some effort to make straight women like them more. But for fuck’s sake people, your baby-smooth nether regions (let alone armpits) just creep out those of us who are attracted to men.

So, if it hasn’t already been said enough times, The Sword is taking a firm position on this: If you do gay porn, especially if you are gay, stop shaving your pubic hair. Clippering and grooming is a-ok, and shaved balls have been standard procedure in gay porn since the early days of Colt and Falcon — and maybe some people enjoy a nest of hair sprouting from the scrotum, but a number of avid ball-suckers out there would probably disagree. But completely shaving off your pubes, or clipping or waxing them into a weird man-zilian situation, is just gross.

I have too many recent examples to count, but here’s just a few that we think make the case for keeping more than just some weird stubble down there.

Hugh Jazz, who just popped up on Next Door Male. Hot, right?

But then, ugh. Could be so much hotter with a dusting, right?

 

 

Next we have a new scene from Randy Blue featuring two hot young studs, Lance Alexander and Jake Andrews. Lance has a perfectly reasonable amount of hair around his cock, even though he has an otherwise smooth torso.

 

But Jake went nuts with the clippers and ends up with a weird, ladylike man-zilian around a hot, thick cock. Observe:

 

 

 

Then we have big-dicked military guy Shawn at Active Duty who would look so much hotter with some blond pubes.

 

 

But the worst offender is, for obvious reasons, New York Straight Men, because a lot of these guys are maybe straight. But maybe not. And this guy should reconsider the clippering pattering because he has more hair on his stomach than right below it.

 

 

Yeah gross. Those shaved FUPAs (fat upper penis areas) aren’t making you look any more masculine, fellas. Or thin.

 

 

24 thoughts on “Dudes Need to Stop Shaving Their Pubes. The End.”

  1. Just shaved my pubes after this article. I can’t disagree more with what you said. Smooth shaved pubes are very hot …
    And I love it when other fit guys shave thei’re bushes completely off too.

  2. Guys, just so you know, if you pull yr pants down and you’re totallly waxed/smooth down there, I am gunna think you’re some weird, insecure man-child. Not hot. Noone wants so much bush they need a guide and a machete just to get to some cock but totally bald? Yech! Body hair is beautiful.

  3. I shave or wax everything depending on my mood. I love the clean look and prefer it on guys. I don’t like burying my face in a bush when i suck cock or eating a hairy ass. It just doesn’t seem attractive to me. There is no right or wrong. It’s just a preference. Glad there are enough porn stars with and without hair to go around.

    1. I agree. I like to wax my area every now and again. It feels better to me and like you said it’s just a preference. but this is the Sword, whatever the writer likes is AMAZING and whatever he doesn’t like is DISGUSTING and should be banned for life. #smh why do i keep coming back to this blog anyway lol!

  4. Pubes are gross and nasty! At least according to what younger guys say.. Even hairy legs on guys are far and few between these days.. Shaved look all the way! Nothing worse to see body hair covering up arms/legs on muscular attractive guys.. Face it! Body hair is a older generation preference.. Gay and straight!

  5. It’s mostly straight men who shave off the pubes–Partly because they believe women to be so fickle, they will hesitate to suck a cock if they see a ring of pubes around the man’s shaft–Evidently, gay men have become equally as fickle. If you don’t wanna see grown men with pubes, there are websites for that. I believe NAMBLA is still operating?

    1. No it is not mostly straight men who shave off pubes.. It’s mostly younger guys gay and straight who going for that smooth clean look. And it desired from both women and men. I think you would find that older gay men and women prefer that hairy look and younger gay men and women want the shaved smooth look. Next thing you people will clamor for is hairy asses.. Ewww!

  6. It tends to be straight dudes who shave their pubes–Since they believe women to be so fickle, they would hesitate to suck a cock that is bordered by a bush–And evidently, gay men have become equally as fickle..If you don’t wanna see pubes on a male sex partner, there are websites for that–I believe NAMBLA is still operating?

  7. I despise, in this order:

    1, Congressional republicans
    2. Tattoos
    3. Earplugs/studs
    4. Piercings
    5. Shaved pits, chests and pubes

    If God wanted men to look like mannequins He wouldn’t have given us the hair that drives me wild with lust. Stop shaving guys: If I wanted to look at 12-year-old girls I would’ve been born straight.

  8. btw, even in your list… “Jake” is out and proud, so why do you blame “straight” guys for this?

    I like shaved pubes. I like hairy pubes. Is it so hard to like both?

  9. Stop propaganda of your “straight” fetish. If a guy is “heterosexual” let him sex with vaginas any way he likes. I couldn’t care less. I’m not attracted to men who are disgusted of their bodies (i.e. “straight”).

  10. Does anyone in porn have a full on natural bush anymore? Even the hairy guys are trimmed. I see it once in a while with amateurs, but that’s all.

    1. Nothing wrong with a bit of a trim (a blowjob shouldn’t simultaneously floss one’s teeth!), but completely shaved is kind of gross.

  11. I firmly and whole-heartedly agree. Some men shave because they think it will make their penis look bigger, but if you have a small dick and no pubic hair you just look like you haven’t hit puberty yet.

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