Racial stereotypes and spurious claims of tricking with Huckabee aside,
Ms. Lettuce has a number of unique positions on the real issues at
hand.
As discussed in a YouTube campaign
announcement, she may have the clearest plan of any candidate for
coping with global warming:
“If the world does go POP and we use this planet up like a hooker uses a Kleenex to wipe off
her chin, I personally will fly to Mars to see if we can populate that
planet and destroy it also.”
So please, gentle
Americans, take some time out from the confusing media clusterfucks of
caucuses and primaries, and hear what Hedda has to say on the issues
affecting us. And while you’re at it, visit her website to hear what she has to say to President Bush.
Hedda’s Diary (MySpace)
The Hedda Lettuce Show (Official Website)