As far as we can tell, there were only two crimes committed at last year’s Dore Alley: the fact that a bunch of Bareback Gangbang 2 DVDs were on sale next to a booth for the San Francisco AIDS Foundation, and the fact that the only dudes participating in public sex were ugly.

Now, the police are getting all policey, telling Folsom Street Events — the organizers behind Folsom’s way dirtier little sibling Up Your Alley street fair, scheduled for July 26th — that they will pull the buttplug on the beloved street festival in 2010 unless organizers can ensure that the public space does not devolve into a pubic space this year.

It’s the first time that the always filthy Dore Alley Fair has received such a directive. At a city hearing last week, an SFPD Lieutenant told festival directors that “the fair promoters are the ones who have to take charge. If they don’t run it properly, they will not be having it again.” Police officers then pointed to this online photo-gallery from last year, which depicts a slew of old men peeing on each other and grooming each other’s penises with their tonsils. We were too busy taking portraits of pervs in Candyland to document this wonderment, so we’re glad someone did.

Below, a few mostly NSFW samples — except for the first one, which we think is simply awesome.

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