Dolly Parton’s Tits Are Finally Starting to Ruin Her Life

“I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over
backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour
together, but I didn’t mean to hurt myself doing it! But hey, you try
wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back
problems. Seriously though, the doctors said I will be good as new in a
few weeks, and I can’t wait to get back out there. See you soon, Dolly.

Hopefully Backwoods Barbie and her rack, nicknamed “Shock” and “Awe,” will all make a speedy recovery.

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