Does Tim Tebow Have A Big Cock?

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I think he might.

To be sure, I don’t know what sport Tim Tebow plays or what “team” he is on, but all I keep hearing from the liberal elite atheist devil gays is that Tim Tebow is an asshole because he hates abortion and he keeps “thanking Jesus” for winning his sports games. Who gives a shit? Let him thank whomever he wants. He’s hot. Some people might not like Tim Tebow for wearing his religion on his sleeve, but I like Tim Tebow for having what appears to be a big dick in his pants. Look at his bulge:

That’s the first image that came up when I Googled “Tim Tebow bulge,” and while it’s not enough to make me 100% certain that the dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks Jesus freak is also well hung, it was enough to keep me Google image-searching for more pictures of his cock, which, if given the opportunity, I would deep-throat faster than it takes to kill a baby with Plan B.

Also worth noting?

Tim Tebow is quite gay:

 

 

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29 Responses to “Does Tim Tebow Have A Big Cock?”

  1. John says:

    Don’t care. There’s plenty of big dicks out there that don’t come with Jesus baggage.

  2. jjoni_nunes says:

    I’m not a “devil liberal gay atheist” but if this is the guy who thinks god is the reason his team is winning, I’m sorry, I’ll consider him a douchebag no matter how big his penis might be.

  3. Loki says:

    LOL @ that vid! “Gurrrl, they were blitzin’ me and I was like…”

    Zach, you might also want to check out:

    1. Taylor Lautner’s “jazz hands” (the gif is awesome!)
    2. Anderson Cooper’s giggle
    3. Russell Tovey screaming

    (NOTE: Russell Tovey is an out and proud gay man, but… he screams like a girl and there’s very little “tell” in his normal speaking voice.)

  4. Alex says:

    Somebody’s trolling for web traffic from search engines….good for you. Added bonus Tebow supporters end up on a gay porn website.

    • Belize says:

      And why would anyone want your allergies to act up, honey? Your hot air balloon logic isn’t enough to give you a bloated head?

  5. Isn't It Obvious? says:

    American football is rugby for wimps.
    He’s kinda hot though, but doesn’t look like he has 2 brain cells to rub together. If he’s an anti-abortion super jesus freak then that probably confirms it and may mean he’s homophobic to boot. Or deeply in the closet.

    • phallus says:

      I don’t know if he’s an anti-abortion super Jesus freak but I do know he was very close to being an abortion himself. Read up on his birth since you and few others here seem to think it’s important enough to label this guy and then put yourself in his place. I’d thank God, Jesus, Budda or any other supreme being every day just for the fact that I didn’t end up a pile of rotting flesh in some hospital’s biohazard garbage can! Geeze…..

      • Isn't It Obvious? says:

        You wouldn’t actually be aware of it so it’s kind of a moot point.
        Also it’s probably not a good idea to have a go at someone and act like a smart arse and then misspell “Buddha.” I’m just saying.

      • Asenath says:

        Look, I can respect that Mrs. Tebow refused a medically recommended procedure and everything worked out fine – aside from having spawned an only halfway competent ballplayer who is only noteworthy for his religious antics. But the fact of the matter is that she had a choice – one she would like to take away from other women who might need safe and legal access to abortion. And that is interference we don’t need.

        • Alex says:

          We might often disagree about gay porn, but on this subject, we are in totally agreement. It always amazes me when these women, like Mrs. Tebow and Sarah Palin, want to be praised for the choice they made to have their children without even a shred of embaressment that they now want to refuse other women the same right. They obviously think they are much more equipt to make those choices for women, whose situations they don’t even know.

  6. Max says:

    Must be a slow day in porno land, cuz this posting is really stupid! Stupid to write you don’t know what sport Tebow plays, because it just gives more creed to the stereoptype that fags are shallow queens who know nothing about sports. Really?! And the buldge…any idiot knows the guy is wearing a cup!

    • Asenath says:

      Your grasp of Zach’s subtle and delicate wit is astonishing.

      Speaking thereof, I imagine he was just kidding but I thought I might clear something up. Plan B is not an abortifacent, since real doctors – not crackerjack box degree holders like most right-to-lifers – count conception from the implantation of the fertilized egg in the uterine wall. Plan B prevents conception by stopping the implantation.

      It doesn’t seem to matter — but it does.

  7. Legend says:

    Refuses to answer questions regarding to homosexuality. His people won’t let him or will interupt him answering with a “move on”. Cute, right?

  8. Geo says:

    In most of this pictures he’s wearing an athletic cup so they don’t show us much. Also, he plays football for the Broncos. Gay guys can like sports too!

  9. damques says:

    none of those pictures would indicate to me that he has a big dick. in fact any of the ones where you can kind of see a bulge it looks rather small. and what was the point of acting like you didn’t know what type of sport he plays, i mean you posted photos of him in football gear holding a football.
    so sick of celebs, athletes, and politicians, saying god told them this or god made such and such happen. like if there was such a thing as a god that it would be more concerned that someone win an award or a sports game than trying to save starving children. what delusional egomaniacs.

  10. Tired of the bullshit says:

    Sorry Zach, not a fan, couldn’t care less what his dick looks like or what size it maybe.

  11. ggreen says:

    Pro football players wear protective plastic cups. Those pix look like Tebow is wearing an extra small, petite Jesus size cup. Tebow looks like his junk wouldn’t fill a toy tea cup.

  12. sxg says:

    Gay, straight, Jesus freak or not, I can appreciate an incredibly handsome man, and he is pretty damn hot in my opinion!

    Now, I don’t blame him for being so into his religion, he has always been that way. Even during his college football years. In fact many players in a variety of sports pray and thank God and whatnot. Really it’s the media who is blowing this whole thing out of proportion, and everyone is just eating it up for discussion.

    Also, I don’t think he has a big dick at all. It’s more than likely average. He says he’s a virgin and he’s saving himself for marriage, but I wonder if he masturbates? lol

  13. GMan says:

    I have tried to find a time when Tebow has made a statement against the gay community but I have had a difficult time finding such a time that he did? With that said I know about the commercial he did with his mom and why he did it. His mom asked him to do it, and to be honest, if it were not for her decision back when it was recommended that she abort him he would not be here and have accomplised the things he has so far. For those that don’t believe that guy has talent doesn’t understand football in any way.

    I know those that hate him will continue to hate, but I wonder why people who just want to be a part of everything that the rest of the world is involved in would hate as well? Two wrongs don’t make a right but in this case I have yet to see how Tebow has hated anyone (Please correct me if you have proof). He believes in God and there are millions that do as well, but there are many that believe in God but also believe you have a right to have the same rights as others, so my question is just because someone believes in God does that make them a hater? I know it doesn’t, I have many friends that believe you can live your life the way you see fit, and yes some of them are very religious, but they don’t hate. The amount of BS I read on this blog that really should not have even been a subject here shows the lack of understanding of both sides. Yes there is hate in the world but doing what you hate others doing to you make you no different than the ones that you are accusing of doing the same. And if I spelled some words wrong here get over that as well.

    And the amount of time this kid has given of his time to others is way above and beyond most people his age. When he is out of uniform he is helping others and is always trying to enspire kids everywhere he goes. Some of you here should try and ask those that he has taken his time out of his life to bring some joy to theirs and see how they feel about him. When you are done there go and find the coutries around the world that he has been to on missions with his parents helping the needed and ask the ones that he has touched there and see what they say. My bottom line point is this kid believes in something and personally feels that he has been blessed with talent to do what he is able to do on the field and off. He doesn’t seem to do drugs and lives a pretty clean life. If I had a kid and he looked up to Tebow I would be a fool to say he was a bad example. In the end don’t we all want to leave a possitive mark on the people we touch every day? Doesn’t most people want to be remembered for being unselfish with their time and was there when the need arised? I think the answer is yes and that is all he sems to be doing at this time so go do something with your life, I know I try to do something to help others all the time instead of hating on someone who doesn’t deserve it.

    • Asenath says:

      Sorry. I’m finding no good reason to make excuses for a guy who filmed promotional material for a group the Southern Poverty Law Center classifies as a hate group. What’s next — “Oh, it’s OK. He only made that Klan video because his mom asked him to?”

      • GMan says:

        Asenath, I don’t make excuses for anyone. But one thing I am certain, you probably own or have purchased an item in your lifetime that donated money to a hate group and you didn’t even know it. And I am sure you would make an excuse for keeping it or why you purchased it in the first place. More than likely you would say you didn’t know, well ignorance is not an excuse. And just because some law center with a fancy name calls a group a hate group doesn’t make it true either. No matter how many times it is repeated or said. Doing the commercial with his mother was all of 15 seconds if that. You or I don’t know if he was aware that someone out there had labled the people who paid for the commercial a hate group. Again, ingorance is no excuse there as well, but when your mother asks you to do something for her and what she was asking you to do did not support hate but love for human life, if you say no then you are supporting death. Which is much worse than hate. The part that he was supporting was life and for the love of life and what gifts come from it. But a person with common sense would see by watching that commercial there was nothing in it that supported hate.

      • Samson says:

        Get a grip. Obviously, gay men are way more obsessed with him, than the reverse.

  14. Whaaaa? says:

    Honestly now, bunch of bitter queens can’t appreciate a hot guy with a nicely defined package. People find ways to demonize him because they think he wouldn’t give them the time of day. I don’t care if he’s a jesus freak, anti-this or pro-that or even consider the truth behind any of these negative comments. He’s a young kid that throws a ball around, so I’m not expecting Mensa intelligence. He seems pleasant enough, he’s easy on the eyes and I’d tap it. The end.

  15. JD says:

    Oh for crying out loud at all the political religious-issue homos posting here on this topic!

    GET OVER IT. Every last one of you would jump on that cock in a flash if given the chance … so drop the Jesus bashing and the abortion hating BS, would ya?

    Who gives a fuck what the guy thinks about dead babies, or who or what he prays to in order to make himself sleep at night……?

    All the years that I played high school and college football, I can tell you for a FACT, boys like Tim, who are built like Tim ALWAYS have big, thick cocks with large heads and a full set of balls hanging below. And I bet you this boy is NO exception to that line of genetic code!

    So, shut up and suck it, bitches! You ALL know you would!

    I’d suck it fuck and come back for more! (and he’d LOVE every damn minute of it too)

  16. aDude says:

    I would hate fuck the shit out of Tebow if he wore a patriots helmet backwords.

  17. Andreas says:

    The bulge is not as big as tim

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