Our favorite Houstonian bottom, Mason Wyler (a.k.a. King of the Bottoms in a city of bottoms) was just recently decrying his own lack of friends — given that he devotes all of his spare time to video games, working out, entertaining his devoted boyfriend, and having random sex with strangers. And now, New York-based power-top Diesel Washington (a.k.a. the inventor of several new sexual positions like The Bully and The Chalice) is similarly complaining that he’s spending the summer alone because he also has no friends — at least no non-scrub friends who have any money to go paint the town with him.
I have no friends!! and I’m not trying to steal [Mason’s] thunder or ride off his coat tails. Merely stating the facts…. I would use the ole song and dance theory, the reason why I don’t have friends is because of trust issues, people just wanting to meet Diesel, Or just looking for Sex, bah bah bah that would be too easy!! The real deal, I do have alot of friends… but most of them are broke!!! I would like to go out sometimes…but most of my friends can’t afford to go out in NYC. People NYC is expensive!!! … it’s kinda of boring to go to bars, movies, clubs yourself. And I have done it alot lately!! To my close friends out there… I work a reg job as well…and NYC is expensive as we all know…but GET SOME FUCKING MONEY!!!
We would like to point out to Diesel that this is a shitty economy and many of us can’t afford to go out and be the clubland drug sluts we once were. But we do feel for you, bro.
For those BFF hopefuls out there, until such time as Logo decides to give one of these porn stars a Paris-Hilton-like reality show, you may apply for their friendship by contacting them here:
Mason – Wyler_Nation@yahoo.com (only Houston applicants need apply)
Diesel – DieselWash@hotmail.com (only NYC applicants need apply)
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