Internet retailers like GayPosters.com and Order of St. Nick are hocking the kind of softcore imagery on their Christmas cards that you’d expect on, say, a Herb Ritts poster or porny Valentine’s card–some in classy black and white! But really guys? Christmas? Not that we’re huge fans of the holiday or anything–and not like the Christmas mood hasn’t already been ruined by Lifetime movies and Walmart tramplings–but it’s not the first holiday we think of when we hear the words ‘sex’ and ‘penis.’
Below, a quick roundup of the best and worst examples we could find. Please, for the love all that’s good, no one buy these. But we support sending them out ironically, assuming your friends will get the joke.
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File Under Predictably Gay and Ab-tastic
File Under Sexy Sexy Santas
File Under WTF
File Under Legitimately Amusing / Offensive
File Under Oh Christ We Wish We Weren’t Gay
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