Cristiano Ronaldo Maybe GAY?! Soccer Star Seen Fondling Hot Male Friend’s Crotch

The Spanish media is ABUZZ today after a paparazzo snapped photos of the gorgeous Cristiano Ronaldo, aboard a yacht, apparently looking mighty friendly with a super buff buddy.

And this is not just one of those sporty, on-the-soccer-field-only type crotch grabs that are all in fun and not at all homoerotic in the eyes of the dudes doing it.

No, this is very sexy looking I’m-going-to-touch-your-cock-through-your-sweatshorts-and-give-you-a-chub sort of fondle action, as you can see in the photo, and it’s followed by a hug.

And seriously, if you were this smoking hot, and you were standing around half naked on a boat with another smoking hot dude, wouldn’t everyone have semis just because?! It’s like an overload of hotness that defies all sexual orientation.

But seriously folks, Cristiano Ronaldo might totally be a homo, and that is totally, completely fine with me.

Excuse me while I sell all my worldly possessions and purchase a plane ticket.

Yeah, and like this isn’t a faggot…

[h/t: Instinct]

27 thoughts on “Cristiano Ronaldo Maybe GAY?! Soccer Star Seen Fondling Hot Male Friend’s Crotch”

  1. Just a hand on a hip, like Chuck said, the angle did the rest. Who care anyway ? What’s the point of getting all wet for that kind of shit ? Even if he is gay and he likes to be gang-banged by 25 hunks every night, what would we care about that ? Grow up men, it’s like everything is about to be “hot”, “hunky” and shit like that. Now I understand why most of the muscled hunk look so brainless, everything is not only about the body (and no I’m not fat, and yes I’m hot, but hey, I have a brain and I don’t want to be seen like a fucking piece of meat. There is more in life than all that one-night self-obsessed shit)

  2. Doesn’t look to me like he’s grabbing anyone’s crotch. He’s just maneuvering his arms around the guy to hug him, and the camera happened to catch his hand next to the guy’s hip.

  3. I too think that he actually touching the guy’s hips and the photo just happens to be angled so it sort of looks like he’s touching the other guy’s junk. Sorry, boys, but I think this is much ado about nothing.

  4. Ronaldo’s former g/f Irina Shayk, is now touted as the love interest for that other well known total heterosexualist Bradley Cooper. I mean, who are they fooling?

  5. Child with a surrogate mother – Beardy g/f’s – yeah guys, he’s as bent as a nine bob note (queer as a three dollar bill for the Yanks). Poor guy, the trashing he’d get if he was out and honest. Maybe he’s a bit bi, but full on straight, sorry, no.

    1. I was saying to myself if he is gay or just messing around the fact that hes not scared of being with a black man is encouraging.

  6. Looks to me like he is reaching around the guys left side to hug him. I think many of us wish the beautiful, muscular and talented Cristiano was gay. If only.

    1. I agree with you, thats what I saw when I saw the picture. I dont even believe the man is gay. I think its alot of wishful thinking.

  7. I feel so sorry for this guy. He must be miserable. He is so freaking hot, perfect looks and perfect body but he is a prisoner IF he cannot be himself. He could not come out because the world soccer fans would be so brutal.
    I love this video:

    1. He will come out of the closet when he retires from soccer. And I don’t think he feels miserable because a. his mother loves him, b. he has enough money on his bank account, c. probably gets some gay sex from time to time!

  8. Man people are just fucking desperate for a story.

    That being said, I wouldn’t put it past him if he was possibly bisexual. Lots of Europeans are more comfortable with their sexuality than us uptight Americans are, and clearly many neurotic Asians as well. It wouldn’t surprise me if he’s dabbled a bit with man-on-man action, but it was probably all oral.

  9. It’s completely normal for any red-blooded man to get the hots for another man from time to time, even if some will not admit it to themselves or others. Beauty loves beauty.

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