Some porn stars are home with family chowing down. Others are recovering from the K-hole they were in last night at the club. The rest are super hungover after a night dancing on a box and hating the world this Christmas Day. In the case of Colby Keller and Tayte Hanson, they got to fuck for the first time for a Christmas-themed porn scene.
But before we get to that, I need to point to what I think is the most disturbing set of Instagram posts by a (former) porn star. Onetime Marc Jacobs pet Harry Louis — who we know from previous years really loves Christmas — was home in Spain with his family.
First, he posted this from a recent Xmas-themed photo shoot.
Then he posted photos of himself home with family wearing a see-through shirt. Like, maybe this is cool in Europe, but who wears a see-through shirt to see their mother, you know?! Maybe this is the most conservative outfit he owns?
Anyway, Ryan Raz wishes you a Merry Fistmas! And Duncan Black needs a haircut.
Merry Fistmas to all and to all a great fist. pic.twitter.com/uZ1bTC6oAt
— Ryan Raz (@Ryan_Raz) December 24, 2014
Merry Christmas Eve :-) #NakedSelfieKing pic.twitter.com/jbYowERqLN
— duncan black (@iamduncanblack) December 24, 2014
Merry Fucking Christmas! pic.twitter.com/7p1WBE6sJ6
— Derek Atlas (@DerekAtlas) December 24, 2014
Happy Holidays from all of us @FortTroff Wishing you the HO HO HO Season. http://t.co/spU2k98g1P pic.twitter.com/rC8H92ineC
— Fort Troff (@FortTroff) December 25, 2014
Merry Christmas to me :-) lol love these @UnderArmour shirts! #WWEChampion pic.twitter.com/pYXeDIXDJr
— Colby Jansen (@colbyjansenXXX) December 25, 2014
Just documenting my abs because they may not be there in a few days..Merry Christmas! pic.twitter.com/CVDkMe3m50
— Austin Wilde (@AustinWilde) December 24, 2014
Why can't all of Santa's helpers look like @DonnieDeanXXX ? http://t.co/NcalDzmX5w #gaychristmas #christmas pic.twitter.com/K3Le1fMSin
— Lucas Entertainment (@LucasEnt) December 25, 2014
“@evanrosskatz: Merry Christmas @cockyboys @BennyMorecock. pic.twitter.com/zE2VrcOBgq”
Awww! Lol Im listening 2 ur @Spotify on the plane!
— Levi Karter (@LeviKarterXXX) December 25, 2014
OK, now for the Xxxxmas sex. CockyBoys‘ present to you all is this flip-fuck featuring Tayte Hanson and Colby Keller, a Christmas tree, and some discussion of Liberace’s Christmas ornament collection, which Jake Jaxson apparently bought at auction. Also, they talk about Liberace’s huge cock.
And just for the holiday, they both got haircuts and Colby finally trimmed the beard!
Merry Christmas, everybody!
[CockyBoys: Xxxmas Special: Colby Keller and Tayte Hanson]
When Tayte first showed up I wasn’t sold on him, he did not look like the usual cockyboy and I wasn’t so sure about him. After some time I liked his scenes and his look, his vids were cute but this new slicked up look is just not for me. I prefer the other way…it just looks too drastic. Hardly recognizable.
Colby is ugly and does most of his scenes for free, just so he can have sex with hot guys.
It’s cute you still use “k-hole” even though we’re two decades past the mid-90’s.
I still know people who do K….
Colby Jansen looks like he’s leaned-down a bit. He’s so fucking sexy!
I love Colby because he acts masculine but is genuinely gay and not afraid to admit it. He’ll always have my support!
Tate Hanson looks like a young Tobey Maguire with that hair cut now
I have always liked Colby. He’s not only hot, but also intelligent and clever. Tayte is sexy with a naughty presence, and I really like his “cleaned up” look. I’m thinking this is an exciting scene!