Colby Keller, a Fashion Designer, and CockyBoys Have Just Made Possibly The Most Batshit Insane Piece of Art-Porn Ever

So, you know how Colby Keller is doing that nationwide road trip of fucking and filmmaking dubbed Colby Does America? Well, the New York chapter has arrived, and it’s a collaboration with CockyBoys and a fashion designer named BCALLA.

And you can now watch it, just in time for New York Fashion Week, even though I would probably recommend getting really high first.

This is what Colby says about the collaboration, which is part art film, part work of fashion design, part porn, and part just plain eye-popping alien Beetlejuice crazy: “Sex is a part of everybody’s life. And we’re all here because of sex at the very least. So why not make it a part of fashion and art and all those other ways we like to express ourselves? I mean, there’s a lot of shame around sex, particularly when it gets graphic when it actually is sex. And there shouldn’t be. So this is kind of a way to break that barrier down which I think is a good thing.”

This what CockyBoys says in a release:

BCALLA has had his designs embraced by everyone from Lady Gaga to Azelia Banks and has had his work featured in Dazed & Confused, Sang Bleu and Rolling Stone. Leave it to CockyBoys and Colby Keller to bring the fashion and adult film worlds that much closer together. CockyBoys’ exclusives participating in the video fashion show include Tayte Hanson, Levi Karter, Liam Riley, Ricky Roman and Levi Michaels along with Colby Keller and Love Bailey.

Jake Jaxson says “Why wouldn’t we do this? It’s creative, fun, gay, and most of all engaging…I think this is just a further example of pop culture and adult film colliding… I’m proud to support BCALLA in this one-of-a-kind project that will do wonders for bringing adult film out of the dark and into the forefront of pop culture.”

It’s also kind of like everyone took some CBD, invited Ryan Trecartin over, went nuts with the glue gun and a pile of pleather, and then fucked each other in a glitter puddle and filmed it.

Just.

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OMG.

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Don’t let those scary pink hands near Ricky Roman’s cock!!!

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And why that muppet thing!?! Why? I don’t want to SEE that so close to Colby Keller’s cock.

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There’s a warning, via CockyBoys, before watching this: “This is not the kind of PORN you are used too. If you suffer from any afflictions caused by: too much color, boys in dresses, quick edits, theatre of the absurd, and cocks covered in confetti — then it’s best that you OPEN YOUR MIND before viewing!”

Also, I hope you aren’t prone to seizures, or have a queasy stomach.

 

[CockyBoys: BCALLA/Colby Does New York]
[Colby Does America]
 

41 thoughts on “Colby Keller, a Fashion Designer, and CockyBoys Have Just Made Possibly The Most Batshit Insane Piece of Art-Porn Ever”

  1. The few of you slut shaming on here must be fat and old and not getting dick. Only ugly people sex shame. Ugly people who have no problem WATCHING porn but then shaming porn stars because you can’t get laid. Sex, especially gay sex, is a great joy in society

  2. What a shit! A bunch of whores doing bad and silly porn and trying to pass the stuff as art ( Please, don’t let this trash fool you! ) And to think that this crap only could be possible with the aid ( $$$$$$…) of desperated queens that only want to grab Colby’s body…

  3. The interview defending this crap and giving Colby Keller a squeeing tongue bath is even more insufferable than Colby Keller making this in the first place.

  4. The costumes detract attention away from the bodies. Is that what they were trying to do? And it looks like a spoof on Phil St John’s rave porn videos

  5. Britney Spears’ song “Circus” comes to mind here. That has to be some of the ugliest fashion design I’ve ever seen

  6. I feel bad for Colby (although not that bad as he made 100 grand off of all the morons who donated for him to make his “art”) as he so desperately, thirstily, wants to be an art star. It’s not enough that he has a nice big dick, a hot bod and a passably handsome face. He’s one of those fools that think that they need to hide behind the veil of “art” to feel validated for being a sexual being (slut) or a person interested in making a living by doing what they love which is sex (whore).

    He endlessly follows his muse and because he’s good looking; lonely, sad people with money that could be going towards something worthy (but who’s more worthy than a hot guy that would never give you the time of day if they met you in real life)are more than happy to play (and pay) into his world. Look, he’s no Marina Abramovic and he never will be but he’s a good snake oil salesman and he’s one of those people that are not that bright but bright enough that if they say enough buzz words and drop enough names, like Marina Abramovic (I’m so meta) people will believe that he’s intelligent.

    They want to believe that he’s more than just a talentless hack with a nice body. Getting strangers to fund your “art” is a talent in itself so maybe “talentless” isn’t the right word? They want to believe because if they believe he’s more than muscles and cock then they don’t have to feel as bad being interested in him. “Oh I’m not interested just because he’s good looking, I really do care about his art and his talent.” Please.

    Colby is smart enough to know that he’s reaching a certain age (early 30’s) and he’s not the type that wants to do porn forever (I mean guys in their late 40’s are still doing it but…) so he’ll get involved in the art world and maybe through this have a shred of credibility though that credibility is if he sleeps with the right people. The art world is full of bottoms so I’m sure he’ll find plenty of “art patrons”. He’ll marry well, do ridiculous “art installations” and be fine and if he’s so inclined even delude himself into thinking he got to where he is or may end up because he has any real talent. But hell it’s the art world so it’s all subjective anyway so if the right people think you have “talent” then the rest shall follow. Although we all know where his talents lie.

    But does anyone else marvel at the fact that Levi Michaels is hired for anything? He has a face like a foot and looks like a meth addict had a baby with Gollum from Lord of the Rings. His voice makes me want to kick puppies in the dong and punch unicorns in the face.

    1. Epic read @Someone’s Mom. I cosign all of it. Hipsters want to feel good about the porn they watch so they act like Colby Keller is like them. He’s not. He just grew a beard and carries books. By the way Marina Abromovic is kind of a joke of the real art world and the exact same kind of snake oil sales(woman).

      1. re: Marina. Oh I know. Her relevance died when she did her MOMA Retrospective and became a complete star fucker and now she’s all about dem dollars! But she’s mainstream enough that I was hoping people would understand the reference. But she’ll always be the grandmother of performance art. LOL

  7. This is idiotic. Colby Keller fancies himself an artist, he’s not. He’s a guy who can’t give up the attention that porn gives him. He’s a hipster who wants to justify his endless need for attention. This is not art.

  8. Did anyone have problems with the video player on that site? When I was there, it paused literally every 4 seconds ( I counted ).

  9. Aaaaaawwwww, bunch of sex addicts getting annoyed because someone made porn with some thought and creativity to it. Poor little things.

    1. If this is your idea of “thought” or “creativity”, you have zero standards. I would feel sorry for you, except your grievously misplaced smugness is repugnant.

  10. This was totally trippy hot and sexy!
    Only bummer is that for so long I have waited for Levi K and Ricky to finally be put into a 1 on 1 scene where they can finally be together least on film. I know they have performed at a few of the live events, but it has yet to have been done on film. Still waiting…

  11. These people need the judges from RuPaul’s Drag Race to rip them a new asshole…nobody with any sense of aesthetics would consider this “art” …oh wait, art is now defined as how absurd and eccentric someone can be, so maybe this is art, but it certainly isn’t porn. Porn implies that people would be turned on by watching.

  12. ake Jaxson says “Why wouldn’t we do this? It’s creative, fun, gay, and most of all engaging…Yeah I believe it was fun and gay if you only not included Tayte Hanson, on his pink costume he could at least admit that he is gay? I have no respect to coward like him.

  13. Drugs and alcohol have to be involved. No sober person could be this delusional and self-unaware. There’s no way they all have like ape level intelligence.

  14. Hahahaha leave it to Keller to convince himself that filming gay sex with bad costumes and loud colors is groundbreaking and cerebral. He forgot to get some publicity shots of him holding a hardback Sartre and his dick, we might forget he’s super definitely intellectual.

  15. OMG everyone gave him shit when he got a hand job for Treasure Island then he goes and asks people for money and THIS is what he comes up with? Where is your wrath now? It’s a porn travesty – – – unless they were deliberately going for trying to make them all look as UNsexy as humanely possible. And no, in NO way does it work at all.

    1. So true! I think the people who donated money to Colby Does America were under the impression that he would have hot sex with random hookups and the sparks would fly from the screen. The only sparks we see in this scene are caused by ugly fabrics.

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