Colby Jansen Gets Lost In a Few Holes in ‘The Gaytrix’

It may seem a little late to be doing a porn spoof of The Matrix, but nevertheless over at the lately plot-conscious and sci-fi friendly Men of UK, they’ve just unveiled the opening scene of The Gaytrix, in which a confused Colby Jansen wakes up in a warp somewhere, and hot twunk Darius Ferdynand tries to explain where they are, how they got there, and why he needs a deep dicking immediately.

This means that Darius has quite a bit of dialogue up front, and the thick Hungarian accent makes that a little rough. “Ten years ago, a nuclear bombs [sic] devasTATED the planet,” he begins. “SubSEEquently, civilization was pooshed underground.” Then he says something incomprehensible about government systems and computers, and the virtual world called the Gaytrix which now has a virus. He doesn’t, however, explain why the matrix is gay, or why they’re both wearing black t-shirts with weird slits across them like they got attacked by a child with scissors. But it’s the future! Fashion is different!

Luckily, the talking ends, and the fucking soon begins. And as soon as Colby gets a close look at Darius’s smooth pink whole, he declares, for all the Gaytrix to hear, “Oh, fuck, it’s beautiful.” Watch out, awards season!!







 

Watch it all at Men of UK.

 

9 thoughts on “Colby Jansen Gets Lost In a Few Holes in ‘The Gaytrix’”

  1. Colby Jansen is hot! He’s not tubby – he’s just regular. I’d rather him than a preening, hulk of boredom, who only cares about the gym. If he likes beer, burgers and learning about space, I’m gonna ask him on a date

  2. No fat? Second pic from the bottom. I rest my case.

    I don’t mind a little chubs if the guy has a fat cock to match, but that’s not the case here.

  3. I think Colby Jansen is so sexy. Thick but not obnoxiously muscular with a nice round ass. Can’t wait for his bottoming debut. Glad to see him getting some exposure on this site.

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