BREAKING: Here are the winners of this year’s TLA Awards, the second most important awards of the year (behind The Swordies). In what might be a precursor of next month’s Grabbys, CockyBoys took home trophies in the top 3 categories.
The seemingly unstoppable Project GoGo Boy won Best Movie, with Jake Jaxson snagging Best Director. The studio itself took home best Content Producer.
In what must be someone’s idea of a joke, Paddy O’Brian took home Performer of the Year and Newcomer of the Year (when I checked with a TLA rep, I was told that the results were legit). Just be grateful we don’t have to listen to his acceptance speech. In more reassuring news, the runners-up in both those categories were Anthony Romero (for Performer) and my pretend boyfriend Jake Bass (for Newcomer).
All winners in every category were based solely on fan voting, which apparently means gay porn fans aren’t easily offended. Treasure Island Media’s Fucktards won Craziest Name For A Movie (I was really pulling for Werewolf Glory Hole Breeders).
Must-Own Movie of the Year: CockyBoys’ Project GoGo Boy
Performer of the Year: Paddy O’Brian
(Runner-up: Anthony Romero)
Director of the Year: Jake Jaxson
(Runner-up: Chi Chi LaRue)
Content Producer/Studio of the Year: CockyBoys
Craziest Name for a Movie: Treasure Island Media’s Fucktards
Favorite Newcomer: Paddy O’Brian
(Runner-up: Jake Bass)
Year’s Filthiest Flick: Club Inferno Dungeon’s Punch In Punch Out
Most Entertaining Twitterer: Austin Wilde
(Runner-up: Jake Jaxson)