The smallest self-reported condom size belonged to Greek men, whose preferred condom length is 1.2 inches less than French men. Of course, because the study relied on the honesty of the men surveyed, and because there is probably not much of a penis size difference among European countries, this study strikes us as saying more about the respondents’ personalities than it does about their penis size. So we’re inclined to conclude that French men don’t have big dicks — they are big dicks. After all, these are the people who invented Napolean and his little complex.

To find out how long a condom you yourself need, try out Condometrics. Not only will it put a lid on all your diseases, you little slut, but it also measures your penis with its built-in ruler. (Picture below.)

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French say they need the biggest condoms (Yahoo! News)