We reported earlier that March would be “anything goes” month at The White Cockatoo resort. For gays on Adam4Adam, “anything goes” means sero-conversion play. But for straights in Australia, “anything goes” means that you ugly people had better get naked right fucking now or we’ll call the cops.

When a tourist and his wife (pictured) visited the swingers sex party at the resort earlier this week, four women demanded that he take off his clothes like everyone else. When he didn’t, they threw a fit. The cops were called and the man was ejected from the resort.

The nudist colony manager — and look out for the “argy-bargy” cameo — explained that the four women “felt uncomfortable with him eyeing them off and I asked him to show some respect and take his clothes off. He then threatened to bash me, there was some argy-bargy and I ordered him off the premises and police were called.”

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Sex party swingers in mini riot over over clothed guest at nudist colony (Courier Mail)