“But,” Queerty adds, “like the smart, rich girl that she is, Clinton cleaned herself up
with a good old fashioned Versace makeover. You know the gays love that
shit.”

Anyway, if her mom does prevail, we look forward to Chelsea becoming the first First Daughter to get emails from Courtney Love, come home drunk a lot with her gay friends and have to stare age thirty in the face without a husband. Cheers, kid.

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