Chacey Wacey, Wittle Gay Facey! As for the other two guys who share the cover, they suck.
Penn Something-or-other says of the paparazzi in the same article, “Sometimes it’s like, I wanna walk my dog, and I can’t, because there might be photographers.” The interviewer then asks if he has a dog. Penn: “No. Everybody else does, though.” Um. And Ed Whatshisname? He just can’t help but be popular! “Put me in a bar and I’ll make friends straightaway. And I’m at my most impressionable age. I need to meet new people…”
Got that, Chace? You may have gayface, but at least you’re not a tool like these other two.
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