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Celebrity Nipple: The New US Men’s Olympic Swim Team

We’re not the only pervs on the planet — a whole quasi-gay cottage industry has sprung up around blogging bulging pictures of swimmers like Michael Phelps, Brendan Hansen and Aaron Peirsol. Hell, it could have been horny cougars making these sites; we’re just glad they spend so much time capturing the shower-nozzle masturbation material for us.

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  1. mr. Pam says:

    BRING BACK THE SPEEDO!

    I caught a glimpse of the news last night and all the hot boys were wearing LONG PANTS as they raced for the chance for the olympic team…What’s that?? Where’s the hot ass? And bulging basket? Aren’t little, wet, hugging speedos the essence of the sport of swimming?

    http://www.speedousa.com/images/speedo/products/processed/7050801_001.jpg

    hmmm… porn script?
    -mr. Pam

  2. blow says:

    looks more like a contest with the most tiny nipple.

  3. herve says:

    i prefer Michael Phelps to Fred Phelps any day

  4. Jakem says:

    Sadly Mr. Pam those long speedo pants are supposed to glide smoother through the water or some crap, so we’ll probably be seeing more of them. While I agree that mostly sucks, have you seen how clearly such a suit displays Phelps’ dick in the last pic?

  5. GemiNampibe says:

    Brilliant!

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