However, when the scores came in at a staggering 112.10, the highest single-dive score in Olympic history, for Aussie flipper Matthew Mitcham, we couldn’t help gleefully shrieking “THE GAY ONE! THE GAY ONE! OMG!!!”
During the competition, we couldn’t help noticing that Mitcham couldn’t stop touching himself. He played grab-ass with himself, pinched his nipples, massaged his pecs, and even spanked himself a couple of times. What a tease! Advocate photographer (and fellow Aussie-bum) Myles Formby got up close and personal with the self-loving sensation, and the results were… well, you’ll see.
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