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In this clip from a documentary about the British military, a commanding officer demonstrates the ins and outs of nob-washing.

Enjoy this slightly hardcore video interview with Pierre Fitch’s straight identical twins, who talk like Canadians and look like a vertically-stretched Dustin Lance Black.

On the set of Lucas Entertainment’s International Auditions, Argentine superstar Max Schutler and Spanish newcomer Hugo Martin talk about Mom and Dad, prostitution and flunking out of college.

Finally: a compromise between jock-straps and leather thongs, with just a hint of diaper around the waist. Enter fundoshi, a traditional Japanese undergarment as demonstrated below by two muscle bears named David and Po.

Steve Cruz is the official gay porn stock photo of The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brian. Congratulations, Steve. Let’s run the clip!

My old rule: don’t post music video parodies. My new rule: don’t post music video parodies unless they come from South Korea. So here are some spindly twink hotties in lamé.

Here’s my favorite boss, Tim, and my favorite nun slut, Sister Roma, talking about porn stars, fat women and celebutards.

Do you remember Jonah Falcon, whose 13.5 inches of cock once garnered him 15 minutes of fame? Well he’s resurfaced this week to complain about being unemployed.

StraightCollegeMen.com has released a jerk-off scene starring two guys who claim to be father and son. And I believe them, because if the pairing was fake the studio wouldn’t have cast Sally Struthers to portray the dad. Dizzying preview video below.

It’s an uneasy intersection between hyper-masculine leather culture and purse-lipped leather pageantry, and this footage from Mr. Leather 2010 Ottawa is not helping.

The Randy Blue porn star’s latest video is brain rape. Warning: flaccid penis, exposed muscle ass and abused green screen action below.

While an employee was stacking shelves, a customer was crouching down again and again to inhale his ass fumes. Surveillance footage below.

The only drag queen who has ever made me laugh teams up with the fuckable L.A. nightlife kingpin Mario Diaz in this filthy music video about scarves and vagina.

It’s hard to maintain The Sword’s ban on Saturday Night Live when they keep convincing hot fucks to fag out. Here’s James Franco putting his tongue in a man’s mouth.

Best Fuckbuddies Forever Roman Heart & Benjamin Bradley want to wish you a Merry Christmas with their bodies.

I can’t get enough of Titan’s “Blocking The Scene” videos. In this edition, we watch Marco Blaze and Dean Flynn get ready to excavate each other’s prostates on the set of Eye Contact.

A swishing nancy boy named J.T. Chestnut likes to talk like a straight man sometimes, and here’s how.

The videos below prove two things: Saturday Night Live has never been worse, and Taylor Lautner is literally gay.

The Sword and Lucas Entertainment teamed up to find out what Avi Dar wants for Hanukkah ($2,000) and how many balls he can fit in his mouth (2).

Titan just posted a video of the thickly hung muscle stud David Anthony taking a shower and showing off his “stallion ring.” It’s the kind of thing that makes you masturbate.

Things that America’s Meatheart told Joy Behar last night: that “I haven’t ever seen a gay guy in Wasilla, I don’t think” and that homos “are people too,” apparently.

Because Jason Curious will not stop sending me inappropriate emails until I write a post about Blackballed 7, here’s a post about Blackballed 7.

The Sword will soon have some exciting news about Aiden Shaw’s return to porn. Until then, enjoy the legendary porn star’s mouthful about his world-famous giggle stick.

All aboard the genius train: it’s another weird video from Reese Rideout.

Jet Set Men has scored a publicity coup with their latest project, Getting Levi’s Johnson, which features Mark Dalton in his first porn appearance in three years. Fellow co-star Diesel Washington has some videos from the set.

The gay porn superstar has come out with another parody video, this time channeling Taylor Lautner in New Moon. There’s poop involved. It’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since whatever it was Reese Rideout made last.

The painfully hot goofball who sang ‘Single Ladies’ in a diaper is back with another Beyonce parody: ‘If I Were In Porn.’

Here’s your how-to guide for hardcore poultry play.

Question: What do you do when your scene partner starts talking about Beyonce? Answer: You physically attack him.

The upcoming ‘Dad Takes a Fishing Trip’ has all the trappings of a Joe Gage classic: organic plot-to-cumshot progression, intergenerational dick worship, he-men in working class gear and the unconsummated whiffs of father-son incest. Trailer below.

It’s still not clear whether Levi has unearthed his Alaskan pipeline, but this ‘Insider’ preview has some comepelling moose flesh footage nonetheless. As a side note, the newscaster, who mispronounces “full-on,” is woefully ignorant of porno parlance.

You’re a gay in a harsh world. Better learn how to defend yourself, diva snap style.

A couple things I don’t get about Prince Alberts: they subject you to a lifetime of pissing in double streams, and sucking on a pierced dick means gagging on a piece of dangling metal. But pornographer Jasun Mark wants to dispell the P.A. confusion with this fun hardcore how-to guide.

He-man porn star Matthew Rush filmed a PSA a Washington, D.C., safer sex program. You’re not supposed to open condom wrappers with your teeth? How the fuck else am I supposed to get inside a tiny plastic square that’s covered in lube?

I am too hungover right now to adequately describe this latest pouty, emo video from Treasure Island Media’s Ryan Sullivan, which begins with talk about HIV and coach sex and ends in a melodramatic, incestuous kiss.

In this behind-the-scenes footage from the set of Inside Israel, two of Lucas Entertainment’s hottest new gay porn stars show off their mazels in public, attracting a small and confused crowd.

Here’s a scientific experiment in which a hot straight man walks around softly touching and groping other straight men in order to see how they’ll react. (This video is amazing; watch it.)

Scott Herman made a video to ask everyone a question: “Why do gay clubs have such better music than straight clubs?” Good question, Scott! And the answer is that it’s because you should shut the fuck up and squeeze, really squeeze, my dick with your sphincter.