As if his weekly suicide threats weren’t garnering him enough hatemail, Nick Starr, everyone’s favorite “tech Blogger” and Twitter trainwreck, has upped the ante on his ire by choosing to become homeless and sleeping on the street.

It was only a matter of time. Francois Sagat’s skull tattoo has already seeped onto Givenchy’s runway, and now we’re predicting its imminent spread, like a bacterial infection, onto the heads of trend-worshipping party boys everywhere.

Our favorite bareback top blogger chastized the fey Village Voice columnist for wearing an ugly sweater to a leather bar and giggling in the backroom. Michael Musto responded with an “oh hell no.”

Electronic Arts held a contest at Comic Con to see which gamer could submit the best “lustful picture” with a booth babe. But one gay gamer in attendance has had enough of the prepubescent vag-worship culture in the gaming world, and he decided to fight back.

And one of them isn’t even closeted!

What happens if you’re convicted of a crime in Volterra, Italy and sent to the maximum security prison known as the Fortezza? You may end up wearing a dress and participating in an experimental production of Alice In Wonderland.

We asked the Chelsea-based Dr. Frank Spinelli, M.D., to have sex with us. He said no, but at least he was willing to answer some other questions we had about enemas, armpit sex, asshole musculature and HIV.

To tell his broken penis story, a super cute straight boy has created a nickname for himself (“kid with the broken penis) and started a website (ibrokemypenis.com).

Attendees made sure to hang their food high and out of reach in trees to make way for a slew of bear fashionistas in Belgium last week.

For gay sex, there are tops and bottoms. For adult babies, mommies and infants. For fat fetishists, feeders and eaters. And for a pasty 45-year-old German shoulder riding fetishist, there are carriers and there are riders.