Gay men interested in learning more about female condoms, and San Francisco tops interested in fucking my hot friend Trey up the ass, should keep reading.

Drew from Chicago has a fetish that he calls “scat-lite.” He doesn’t want you to shit in his mouth, but he’d very much like to listen to your bowel grunts, and if you’re his friend then you’ve probably texted him a picture of your poop by now.

A new hanky code iPhone app is trying to inject the language of retro cruising into the fuck-speak of web 2.0 hookups. The old-schoolers behind the new app are desperate for an alternative to Craigslist, but I would argue that slutty gays have outgrown the hankie code for good.

Watch out, Miss America, because there’s another pageant in town, and its contestants are even sluttier than yours. Here are some pictures of homoesexuals being depraved at last week’s MIR 2010.

[UPDATE] At a Palm Springs screening of their new Ace Hotel porno curation, BUTT Magazine asked a roomful of artfully disheveled fags to remove their flannel shirts and vintage Levi’s to show off their asses, toned and buff from all that single-gear bicycle riding.

I’m not sure whether to be grossed out by this or whether to be *really* grossed out by this. Or whether to be turned on. A Flickr gallery is dedicated to what happens when marathon runners’ nipples stop being polite, and start getting real. 

You’re going to have to do better than “Balloon Boy” to impress people this Halloween, so take a look at some conceptual costume ideas that your blacked-out Halloween one-night stand will just love.

During the summers of ’84 and ’85, Doug Ischar captured some pretty pictures of Chicago gays lounging beach-side in various states of pre-coitus. In a new exhibition called Marginal Waters, he’s unveiling his images for the first time.

The shephard of “a worldwide lycra brotherhood,” Lycraman is the type of thick and tall mountaineer / accountant / author of romantic fiction that you’re likely to run into “in the neighboring forest.”

A few months ago, The Advocate discovered porn. Now they’re starting to learn about gay escorts. If they keep walking down this road, who’s going to be left to interview Kylie?