A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple’s pearl-clutching restrictions.

I don’t take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I’ll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.

1. You know it’s a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.

When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I’ve found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.

The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.

You will be tested on this later.

The fashion blog LYNN and HORST is throwing an ugly underwear party. Though I must say that the entries do not offend me nearly as much as those nylon, square-cut, twink-lounger bathing suits that have yet to die.

The "Gay Pimp" has been publishing his candid photos of hot strippers whoring it up at various NYC clubs. Jealousy is what I have. My favorite shots are below.

The cream of the San Francisco bear crop was on hand last weekend at the Berkeley Art Museum for Belgian designer Walter Van Beirendonck’s first stateside fashion show ever.

That’s the name of my new favorite Facebook group. A gallery is below.