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Zach Condon, the wunderkind behind the stylistically indefinable music entity known as Beirut, was once a young music prodigy growing up in Santa Fe.

Believe us when we say we’re not being spoilsports about the whole Prop 8 thing. We just happened upon this vintage trailer for a famous Astaire and Rogers movie that’s totally not about gay divorcés, or gay people.

In a bloggy war only a media-drunk gay could love, legendary Village Voice gossip columnist Michael Musto and legendarily outspoken porn prince Michael Lucas have gotten into a civilized war of words that began with Musto ranting about how many press releases he receives from La Lucas.

He has yet to match the brilliance of Soccer Practice, but the Johnny McGovern video train continues to chug along.

It doesn’t get much gayer than this, folks! Or more 80s!  Backed by a couple of heavily eyelined man-dancers and some synthesizers, British porn star Dean Monroe performs his new single, "Closer to You."

Joe Jonas gets all shirtless and nippley back-stage in this boot-legged clip from the over-styled singing trio’s new movie. He’s 19, so feel free to masturbate yourself silly.

St. Louis video game store owner Leland Beasley allegedly had a habit of inviting boys to his store for sleepovers and touching their joysticks while they played his games.

It’s a movie for emasculated metros everywhere, and the women and gays who love to top them!

To quote our pal at Dlisted: “What in the singing telegram fuckery is this?!”  The geniuses that rule Hollywood and give us such wonders as He’s Just Not That Into You are remaking Clue, and if anyone wants to help declare gay war, we’ll lead the charge.

We only just discovered awkward stylist reality competition show Glam God, which came to us from VH1 via Logo, currently re-airing after our favorite show, Rupaul’s Drag Race.

As we reported last week, some freaks in Japan keep giving birth to crazy insane video tributes to muscle-ball Billy Herrington.

Gay porn web chroniclers Cybersocket have been getting calls recently from an Episcopal Church in Los Angeles’ Echo Park neighborhood where a dumpster keeps filling up with thousands of their penis-filled magazines.

Over the weekend, celebrated Russian-American pout model and porn director Michael Lucas sent his pal Lady Bunny a video of a famous Russian singer who he claims looks just like her.

To thank GLAAD for the gay icon award they’re giving her, Tyra Banks threw a party for the most fucked-up gay guys in the country.

For those who haven’t caught wind of it yet, gays are making music these days besides diva house and guitar-confessional folk.

Here’s a new documentary on “Zoophiles,” which is another word for “repulsive perv who fucks animals.” The video is disgusting, and hilarious!

Just in time for Fashion Week in NYC, this little documentary follows reality TV’s first fashion design star, Jay McCarroll, as he prepares for his first ever post-Project Runway runway show.

NY Mag, always our go-to source for trashy stories about media moguls and the fashion set, writes an exposé this week to coincide with NY Fashion Week about the shitty, shitty lives of male models.

America’s Next Top Model is heading into its 12th cycle of torturing young women with Tyra eyes and “fierceness” and sadistic photo shoots, and the only reason we can come up with to watch is this freaky chick Allison who’s featured in one of the new cycle’s teasers.

Rush Limbaugh, famous propelling “Barack The Magic Negro” into ubiquity, has now reworked Abba’s”Dancing Queen”  into a song about  Barney Frank called “Banking Queen.”

A hot twunk at Harvard named Petros is poised to be the next Sam Sparro, or something.

These Monday morning SNL bits shouldn’t become a habit with us, but they have been on a roll lately.

Tragically albumless electronic wunderkinds Thunderheist, fresh from an appearance at South by Southwest, will be headlining the NakedSword afterparty to the 2009 GayVN Awards, the gay porn industry’s biggest event. If they don’t perform “Jerk It,” we’re going home.

Don’t be alarmed! None of our hot gay surfer boys were harmed in the filming.

Yes, we’re sorry to say it’s Valentine’s Day again. 

We haven’t been paying attention to South Park for a while, and jeesh, they’re onto their 13th season in March.

We love watching The Tonight Show‘s gay intern frighten football players, even though the Kansan tourists watching along in Jay Leno’s studio audience seem to be laughing at him, not with him.

Photographer Slava Mogutin is hot, and talented, and he scares us a little–three qualities we always look for in a mate.

We know fully well how gay this is. But back when we were just budding faglets, we were hot for Hugh Grant and wanted to have a doomed gay affair in early-20th-Century England because of this movie.

You may have heard some of the noise we’ve been making about the 2009 GayVN Awards, which this year are returning to the Castro with celebrity hosts Janice Dickinson, Margaret Cho and Alec Mapa.

You may have noticed how SNL’s been throwing in random minstrel-y gay characters just for the hell of it lately. 

What’s with the media blitz, Beau Breedlove? You need to take the microphone out of your mouth and put the mayor’s dick back in.